Blake Nearmyer

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

@SouthwestAir crashing harder than crypto. Might need to find a new credit card.

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

@Arsenal should be in the Super League so we don’t have to get embarrassed by small clubs. We just want to be embarrassed by the big ones. @BrentfordFC

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

@BHeimTime https://t.co/uIZELVOxin

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

@BHeimTime @BHeimTime if you’ve never bought a dress you get no opinion Mr. Heim. #stayinyourlanechief

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

@BHeimTime She’s trying to ship a dress. What local business is a nationwide shipping and logistics company? I’ll wait Pointdexter…

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

@KatiePMcGrady @FedEx @FedExHelp @FedExHelp what’s the deal? Girls trying to get married!

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

@BarstoolBigCat Just use the @CashApp go download it right now you get $10 for free and $10 to the ASPCA.

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

I never miss Flo or Kool-Aid Man more than during this election season.

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

What a day it is #myplmorning #nbcsports

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

I can’t wait to complain about the Coronavirus in 50 years like all the Boomers complain about The Great Depression, WWI, WWII and all the other stuff that history made seem worse than it actually was #FakeNews #LameStreamMedia #coronavirus #COVID19 #BoomerRemover

[Blake Nearmyer @BlakeNearmyer]

Not sure what is more sad: that stuffed crust pizza is the highlight of my Friday night or that Pizza Hut is still advertising for March Madness

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Here we go...