Blake

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Father’s Day is bittersweet for me as my father died in childbirth (hit by a train drunk driving while he tried to flee town as my mother was giving birth to me)

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Get your appendix removed. So your other organs know you’re not fucking around.

[Ron Paul Autist 🌳🪓 @RandallTerryFan]

Public school is that useless?

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

People that work in tall buildings:

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

cattle complaining about having to graze in order to survive

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

this was the future bald guys were promised in the late ‘90s and then 9/11 and Obama ripped it away from them.

[Clifton Sellers @CliftonSellers]

Wife: “how’s the round going?”

Me:

[Frank Grimes Jr. @FrankGrimes_Jr]

LOL read the study!! It's also zero in the unvaccinated 🤣🤣🤣

🤡🌎

[🙈 @AY0D3MES]

Jordan was bigger than the sport lol

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

if i gave my employees off every single time one of them got shot in the head nothing would ever get done

[z @z4pych4n]

a job? like that guy from the bible?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court sides with a Texas man who says it’s not a crime for marijuana users to have guns. -AP

[middle seat simon @middleseatsimon]

Revolutionary golf idea:

No more 18 holes. Why not just 1 really long hole. Make it like 7500 yards, par 72. The green is the last 1000 yards of the course.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Harvesting just one kidney from 20% of America’s politicians would give a new kidney to EVERY SINGLE PERSON currently on the transplant waiting list.

[Sean Frank @Seanfrank]

After having a kid, it’s just so funny to think about single people taking a vacation to unwind

Unwind from what? Sleeping in?

[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

I'm still awake, re-watching Ilia Topuria vs Justin Gaethje

WHAT THE FUCK WAS ILIA DOING

Wandering into jabs, no defensive footwork, bulldozing forward into the pocket instead of setting it up, swinging like a tard in the pocket?

Who tf is this guy & what happened to Topuria?

[Quick Thoughts @lthlnkso]

If humans were to adopt monkey economics, we too could enjoy the luxury and wealth of monkey civilization.

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

do the spurs know how long basketball games are