I got married to my best friend yesterday, we are going to Disney world today for our honeymoon and I am so hungover...
THIS is the moment I have been waiting for my whole life.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly no longer using his Qatari plane because Iranian hackers broke into the Internet system and made all the TVs continually switch off Fox News and start playing YouTube videos of famous Obama speeches.
Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. Youโre not the Rebellionโyouโre the Empire.
May the 4th be with you.
BREAKING: In a bizarre moment, RFK Jr. exposes his own warped beliefs that autistic children will "never pay taxes, never hold a job...never use a toilet unassisted." This is the Health and Human Services Secretary.
This is insane.