Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

he/him
hyperfixated on Marvel Rivals since 2024
Kirby is goated

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[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@Brooke_Bates2 Fall guys is my 13th reason

[Casual Hooligan @CasualHooligan2]

@cloudyweatheryy When I try to sleep in my bed in Minecraft but I'm in the nether

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@XS1NdRoMeX Ngl those starlord buffs looking mad juicy

[XS1NdRoMeX @XS1NdRoMeX]

Marvel Rivals Season 11 Lattice Giveaway❗️

2 Winners will receive 1000 Lattice each!

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Ends Nov 14th #MarvelRivals #Rivalstwt #Giveaway #Lattice

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

Its still crazy to me we live in a timeline where theres an official Marvel ad featuring Gambit telling the Avengers that Herbie from the Fantastic 4 would be buying breakfast

[MrBeast Insights @MrBeastInsights]

MrBeast has not yet delivered on his promise to give every subscriber a cookie, reports show.

It's been nearly a decade since the banner was put up, and no one has gotten a single cookie.

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@profoundwhore A pinky promise

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@kyxiier The dagger pfp always throws me off, like dagger you cant say that

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@RivalsAssembled I dont care i NEED the Legendary Starlord title its perfect

[HO HO Graham_(Comms Soon)🇵🇸 @OOGraham2]

"Tesla Cyber Tuck is dead"
"A moment of Silence for ChatGPT"
"Elon is no longer a Trillionaire"
"Blue Wave"
"Gen whimZ"
"AI is looking to get banned"
"Maga is ending"

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@kyxiier I don't

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@Sora_Sakurai I love your daily 1AM tweets Sakurai

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@RedDrawsStuff Is this a new OC? he should be called Fred or something

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@JennyPupDeath :(

[Is Portal @is__portal]

WHITE FOX’S ASS

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@godsangrystoner @SuperButterBuns This is creepy, you're angry at a stranger on the internet

[saoirse ⚞•⚟ @violynluvr]

55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Guy,’ meaning “person,” comes from Guy Fawkes.

Boom.

[noinimble @noinimble]

In light of recent events

[alextdaw | DELTARUNE!!!!! @AlexTdaw]

Conservatives still think voting works like Splatoon

[Blake Simms (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @BlakeTheSimms]

@lopmoder @notdailyshidou Im gonna start using this version so your chem teacher can spread across the globe