sky daddy

Probably shouldn't put all my mistakes in one place but here we are.

IG: @ BlakeThisIsMe

[sky daddy @BlakeThisIsMe]

main characters don’t use blinkers. people should already know we are turning.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

LeBron just announced he's signing with the IDF.

Wow, not what I expected but still better than the Warriors.

[sky daddy @BlakeThisIsMe]

@gillibrandny @nyknicks @SenTedCruz

[lawless @coleslawless]

I don’t care that she got fired, I genuinely want to know how she obtained the body shape she has. It has to be partially genetic because how does one’s body distribute fat in such a way?

[MAVERICK @cercent]

rhaena: “that’s my sister”

sheepstealer:

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[cadet 🥷🏾🇭🇹 @cadettrim]

Oklahoma City is the Israel of basketball

[Sam Donovan @samueljdonovan]

But who will get that $100,000 contract with Covergirlllllllllll Cosmetics and win AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL? Find out tonight!

[David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh]

Getting off an international flight at Dulles has got to be one of the most miserable travel experiences possible. Takes forever to deplane, customs is always a mess, and then there’s the people movers, the most stupid fucking idiotic design choice ever made at a major airport.

[sky daddy @BlakeThisIsMe]

Honestly, I’m an SGA hater and Jennifer Welch made me really think about it. She needs to run for office deadass.

[sky daddy @BlakeThisIsMe]

@TheDunkCentral @LevAkabas Adam Silver saw everyone, rightfully, call him out for directing the #1 pick to Dallas for the Luka trade.

He then decided to flatten the odds so he couldn’t be called out anymore and that’s all this is.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

god has been cast in the bible

[ؘ @yoitsguin]

Logically you wanna say this whole series comes down to game 6 but this team is just pathetic enough to win and go lose game 7 in front of their people

[chase @cfree94]

i’ll watch 12 more seasons of euphoria i don’t CARE i feel so ALIVE

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Those weren’t gunshots. It was Erika Kirk’s pyrotechnics going off when she entered the room.

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

You can fake an assassination attempt in July, never during the playoffs

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

using the straight side of p*rnhub just to jerk off to the men is also sex tourism btw

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Part of the reason I love 2 On by Tinashe is that she talks about getting wasted from a place of power!

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

Virginia Democrats should hang her portrait in their homes like she’s FDR

[Nado 🌪️ @SandblasterSzn]

Update: Goliath gave us back shots