Blake Jones

doing my bit to prove men aren’t funny

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

@MrJCrouch Sir Queer Harmer

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

@ZiaYusufUK The article this screenshot comes from is explicitly arguing that it's too difficult to predict May's elections and just references these projections as an example

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@tomorrowsmps @owenjonesjourno Half of the constituency nearly had a by election in 2017 so I imagine there is ~some~ infrastructure there for Labour

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Just dropped the least convincing "yeah not bad thanks" of my career on a Teams call

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@KarlTurnerMP If you want to use ChatGPT to do your job, you should stand down and call a by election

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

@IDF does Bhutan not exist??

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@im_roy_lee could be the result of everyone using AI to do college assignments

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

After watching Zuck's announcement video, it's clear Clegg did the very principled thing in resigning and getting out

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

Jason Derulo is the Mariah Carey of Thanksgiving

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All of will say is my normally empty liquor store on the Upper West Side was PACKED tonight

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

The Britainification of American Politics

Look how the turn tables

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

can you imagine?

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

It’s not too late for SNL to have a joke about the Selzer poll if Lorne Michaels has the courage

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

We love crazy stuff on top of us. What are their names?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vance: I wouldn't be surprised if we won the normal gay guy vote

🤔

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

An email job at Lockhead Martin would fix me

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

We talked too much about the Sympathy is a knife remix featuring taylor swift, we failed to consider the Sympathy is a knife remix featuring the 1975

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A poster has been spotted teasing The 1975 on the ‘brat’ remix album.

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

Need to have a word with 7,197 New York voters …

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

“Transgender Operations on Illegal Aliens that are in Prison”

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Trump’s calculated dismantling of USPS proves one thing clearly: He is WELL AWARE that we do not want him as our president. He’s chosen to blatantly cheat and put millions of Americans’ lives at risk in an effort to hold on to power.

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

I support the policy, but this could be the start of the UK moving to an American style “price excluding taxes” system

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Eton College says it will pass the entire 20% VAT on fees to parents when Labour introduces it in January

Parents will now have to pay an annual payment of £63,000, up from £53,000

[@thetimes]

[Blake Jones @Blake__MJ]

@ChiCyph80 I think there’s a case for Salt Lake City. Solely for the purpose of creating a permission structure for LDS members in Arizona