Blakely McCool

I was funnier in college

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

You need to go back to my tweet on 2/8/19 and read the first word of every tweet up til this one. Make my year by retweeting this when you’re done. Have a wonderful Saturday afternoon. 2 months of hard work and dedication, thank you.

[Connor @joannesbitch]

what baby elephant?

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy National Corn Day from Rico the porcupine!! 🌽

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

I didn’t really need women going to space to show me how to take up space. I needed them to confidently walk into the free weights area of the gym without saying sorry for walking near someone.

[Victor Baez | Club Ambition @itsavibe]

🥲 emotional moment when Jack Black surprises Tanner from Netflix's autism dating show Love On The Spectrum, one of his life goals was to meet him

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

“Who’s got you smiling at your phone like that?” Me, I’m laughing at the text I just sent.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

buddy, it delights patrick in the usa!

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

Bows is crazy

[Dave Heilman NFL @DynastyDorks]

There is Joe Burrow and Tee Higgins clutch

And then there is Christmas Beer Pong Championship Clutch

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Little things can bring endless happiness 🧵

1. Giving a helping hand.

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

Booking my trip ASAP

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Bro forgot they were a lion

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

@ us next time...

don't forget, our 3 for $10.99 comes with bottomless drinks, UNLIMITED chips and salsa, and a Big Smasher with fries. y'all could literally never.

[Hi-Rez The Rapper @HiRezTheRapper]

The most powerful video you will see today…

[Frederick D. Sprinkles @FreddySprinkles]

Vandy kids pointing to the scoreboard against Bama students colorized: 2024

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

I couldn’t play in the NFL because as soon as my team says they’re trading me I would cry

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

She’ll be alright! My mom let me have one of those TALL swirl margaritas at a Jimmy Buffett concert when I was 6 and we lived to tell the tale 😂

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Toddler caught throwing back a beer at the University of Texas football game over the weekend.

The child, who appears to be about 4, was seen chugging a Michelob ULTRA.

Her mother appeared to be completely oblivious to what was going on.

According to the individual who shared the video on TT, the mother was surprised to find out that her beer was all gone.

"Mom gets her beer back *beer all gone*," said one commenter.

"That's exactly what happened," the creator of the video replied.

It wasn't until the individual told the mom that she realized what had happened.

"We [told the mom] but by that point, she needed a new beer."

Video: trish.prell on TT.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Kamala Harris just got hit with the biggest fact check in human history

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

Did this tweet just make me realize I don’t strategize Settlers of Catan correctly?

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

Are the plenty of fish in the sea in the room with us?

[Blakely McCool @Blakely_McCool]

God probably hasn’t given me the desire to go on vacation anywhere bears may be because He knows I would pet them.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

LeBron leading his army to battle (2024)