Blakely's Insight

Like a virtual fortune cookie, providing you with all of the advice and sentiments you probably don't need to get through your day... RT to spread the wisdom!

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

Blakey is back, bitches.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Johnny Manziel's agent has parted ways with him, as seen in this statement:

[Don Doyle @Don_Doyle]

Slither slither chicken dinner

[Don Doyle @Don_Doyle]

Galyons face when he gets a match on tinder

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

@mattyb783 well I mean x 200 for most people but only x10 for us

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

Luckily for us Im the CEO of Blakely enterprises and the stock of bad bitches on my dick is going up fast https://t.co/Xm5lUMPKjr

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

It's just hard to remember that not everyone is super smart, witty, extremely knowledgable and has hair like I do. https://t.co/OmW1wf2z2q

[Matt Blakeley @mattyb783]

Investment Group rolling 30 deep into Applebees #stocksquad

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

except unlike the wolf of Wall Street, I don't need to pump and dump. I'm just that good. #wolfofcampusave

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

You already know I'm skipping leg day #guns

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

Loaded up on hair supplies today #slickedback #flow #wolfofcampusave

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

You must be fiscally irresponsible because I'm feeling inflationary pressure in my pants

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

Stock at an all time high boys. My boner too.

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

“@mattyb783: The pre Thanksgiving meal fasting period is essential” indeed, Blakely. indeed

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

Iowa State football is something I like its stock and the overall investment is very inconsistent #blakelysinsight

[Matt Blakeley @mattyb783]

"It's not the grades you make, it's the hands you shake" - kids too lazy to do both

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

“@mattyb783: "It's not the grades you make, it's the hands you shake" - kids too lazy to do both”and stocks. Don't forget about stocks

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

“@mattyb783: It has been confirmed, you can cook a hot pocket on a George Foreman grill”

[Blakely's Insight @BlakelysInsight]

“@mattyb783: CCR is the best and most unorthodox pregame music #gottalovetheclassics”