Cole Blakeman

MSU ‘25 || Pursuing B.S. in Engineering-Physics (Electrical Emphasis) && Computer Science || Christ Follower || Hiking Enthusiast || Little Debbie Connoisseur

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

Between now and my doctors appointment tomorrow I have to learn how to both pronounce and spell pneumomediastinum without assistance and I just don’t think it’s gonna happen. I’m still not convinced it’s real word.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

The highlight of this ice storm has been watching all the sorority girls try to work an ice scraper.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

Today and only today can everyone be a winner because we have all been pardoned from watching Jackson Mahomes dance at the super bowl.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

Skating is a stupid hobby. I have compiled a list of activities that involve going endlessly in circles that I would rather do:

Track
NASCAR
Argue with a democrat
Derive/integrate equations endlessly
Try and get the local government to do literally anything.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

Just finished a watergate podcast so I’m more than ready to lead this investigation.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Statement from Antonio Brown via his attorney ⁦@seanburstyn⁩:

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

Me and my brother when I’m home on break.

[Hektic_One @hektic_one]

yeah, im into UFC

Ultimate
Frog
Championship

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

It’s funny cause it’s kinda true.

[Tres Terrell @TerrellTres]

Rumor has it this still stands true.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

@CChevs83 The location one is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

My fathers new truck has a curfew speed limit regulator and all I can say is I got out just in time. Pray for my younger siblings.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

Finish a cross country season and I guarantee that you will be mentally stronger than you were when you started.

[Karen Swallow Prior (Notorious KSP) @KSPrior]

True story: One of the most pivotal and providential moments in my life was in 7th grade when all my girlfriends tried out for cheerleading. All of them but me made the team.

So I joined the cross country team instead.

I had no idea how much that would change my life.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

Every American should watch the full Band of Brothers series at least once in their life. That generation was one we will never see the likes of again.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

The number of cheese slices I have left is exactly the same as the number of bologna slices I have and if that isn’t divine intervention idk what is.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

@haverkamp_wiebe @Reese_Blakeman

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

I was not emotionally ready to see this on my timeline guys.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Steve from Blues Clues is BACK and has us all in our feels

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

@larsonrichard @trinflynn03 @Sirbrandonburg

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

This guy is watching The Hangover in front of me in the middle of class and he turned the captions on for me. We are both trying our hardest not to burst out laughing. College is cool.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

Jonas got the comedian genes if the family.

[Cole Blakeman @BlakemanCole]

“Love is measured by the hate you love through” -Trip Lee