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I like stuff. I like video games. I like adventures. I like lamp. I like to bitch about sports. I sometimes stream on Twitch. Username: Buttershukks

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Don’t get me wrong I like a good looking butt, BUT twerking just isn’t a good look. It may be an unpopular opinion to the chads out there, but to me it just looks weird and not “sexy” at all. It’s as if it’s a small child when they discover how to move around for the first time.

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Is Montreal going to keep winning game 7s where they get outplayed massively, but still somehow find a way to win?Probably.

It’s wild what good goaltending can get you.

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That was one of the most brutal losses the Penguins have ever put us through.

Dominated the game exponentially, still find a way to lose off of one small chance.

All of our chances/ posts hit, not one of them can find a way in.

And of course it has to be against Philly…

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This game has clenched butthole energy

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I bet Crosby still isn’t 100%

I’ll be interested to see the injury report at the end of the season.

It’s so unusual for him to disappear and not take over when the stakes are high.

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@badmrfrosty169 We will mostly be first round exits if anything until Crosby and all the old guard is gone. Not too worried, we were blessed with 3 cups and that’s more than most fans ever get to enjoy.

Still, thought the boys would put up more of a fight.

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I don’t think I’ve been so disappointed by a Penguins team as I have been with these playoffs. If you’re going to lose, at least go down swinging. This team just has nothing.

And the fact it’s against the Flyers makes it even worse.

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@tml_2122 @badmrfrosty169 Skinner is currently better than Jarry. Jarry got beat out by a 3rd string goalie. He corrected his mistake as far as that goes. Good news is hopefully the goalie thing won’t be an issue because we have Murashov in the pipeline. Skinner is gone after this season most likely.

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@badmrfrosty169 I actually like what dubas has done so far. He even got rid of Jarry’s horrible contract. But I think one mistake he made was not making a bigger splash in the trade deadline. We didn’t spend close to the cap this year. We probably should have done that too.

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I doubt this is even in the cards, but what if this is one of those series when the home teams lose every game?

Hey, I’m just trying to be hopeful here lol

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Letang needs to go. His time is up. Hes been putrid all season. And his bonehead turnover on the power play probably sunk the whole season.

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Who would have thought this team would have an absolute meltdown against a Flyers team like this? I get they were the hottest team going into the playoffs, but never thought it would look so lopsided.

Well, it was fun while it lasted. I don’t see them winning in Philly.

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This is the biggest choke job I’ve seen in a long time.

If you’re going to lose, fine. Just don’t lose because you play like idiots.

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Everyone thought I was crazy for not wanting to play the Flyers in the playoffs….well this is why. Hottest team coming into the playoffs.

I get it’s just one game, but it already doesn’t look good.

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If this somehow sets up the Capitals to somehow sneak into the playoffs, this shit is rigged. Because it’s suddenly “Ovechkins final year”

If only we didn’t sit half our starters yesterday for literally no reason, because why are they all playing today? That makes no sense.

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I need a count over the last few years on how many goals get taken away from the penguins due to “goalie interference” it’s got to be in the 20s at least. It’s crazy.

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The penguins about to mess around and miss the playoffs again, aren’t they?

Schedule isn’t going to get any easier. All the other teams around them are winning. Can’t choose now to go on a losing skid.

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This is exactly the kind of game we lose. Bottom feeder team, playing us like a fiddle.

Your hot start means jack shit if you blow the game.

Can’t expect to make the playoffs when you can’t win these kinds of games.

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You can always bet that when the penguins jump out to a multi goal lead early in the game, they will let the other team just come right back.

Some things just never change with this team.

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This team kills me.

Are we going to exceed the record for most OT/Shootout losses in one season? We only need two more to tie it I think.

Can’t keep leaving points on the table, especially with how close the playoff push has become suddenly.

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I played Pokemon fire red for like 5 hours and it crashed….of course I didn’t save at any point 😭 wtf