B.

DFB, Real Madrid. Karim Benzema.

[B. @BlancoStats]

Journalist: How do you feel about your comparisons to Frenkie de Jong?

Valverde: Who the fuck is that guy? [rmtv]

[B. @BlancoStats]

England don’t deserve shit.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Should Jude Bellingham start England's WC opener v Croatia? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

[B. @BlancoStats]

Called this years ago that I had a feeling some terrible shit is going to happen during World Cup, and still think even worse than this.

World War Cup.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri

[@TheAthleticFC]

[B. @BlancoStats]

@KaixerT8 Agreed, got a feeling third time this happens could be sudden death.

[B. @BlancoStats]

Should’ve just let these players go on vacation, why the fuck are they making people play if they’re not even qualified for the World Cup?

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Christian Eriksen collapsed on the field during Denmark's friendly against Ukraine.

The national team says Eriksen is doing well and walked off the field himself, and will be taken to a hospital for further examinations.

The match was called off.

[B. @BlancoStats]

Why’d it have to be him of all people? Cursed ass World Cup, wallahi 5th star was coming.

[B. @BlancoStats]

FUCK ME IN THE ASS MAN, WHY WHY WHY?!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Lennart Karl suffered an injury in training today, announces Julian Nagelsmann.

“It doesn't look good. He went to the hospital and will have scans. We have to wait for the diagnosis and see if he can play at the World Cup or if we have to call up a replacement”, says Nagelsmann.

[B. @BlancoStats]

Sir, you have my vote. 🫡

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Sources close to Enrique Riquelme say he plans to SELL VINI JR!

However, he is not admitting this publicly. @Rodra10_97

[B. @BlancoStats]

It’s not just about big signings, old man. We need a team that works well together and not a group of individuals.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Florentino Perez: “I will bring more BIG SINGINGS.” @jfelixdiaz @diarioas

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

Kvara deadass surpassed Vinicius. He won the league with Napoli and PSG, has already won the UCL twice and got POTS in one. Vini has NOTHING over him anymore and his stats are better too.

[B. @BlancoStats]

Gabriel worst person to take the 5th penalty, I wanna know what the idea was there…

[B. @BlancoStats]

Same prediction, fully fit Portugal I think wins.

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: EA Sports have predicted Portugal as the favourites to win the 2026 World Cup. 🇵🇹

They have correctly predicted the FIFA World Cup winners in 2010 (Spain), 2014 (Germany), 2018 (France), and 2022 (Argentina) using game simulations. 😳

[B. @BlancoStats]

No way is Jordan Henderson going to the World Cup?

[Richard @afc_richard]

2004 🏆 vs 2026 🏆

22 years later, but we did it Nan ❤️

[B. @BlancoStats]

@RkFutbol reckon they’d be UCL winners

[B. @BlancoStats]

Instagram announcements for a break-up with a “thank you for everything” is hilarious.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

📲 Vinicius on IG: “ Thank you for everything! Every moment and lesson spent by your side was memorable!

All the best and success in your life! Wishing you happiness. I will always be grateful to you for dedicating a part of your life to me. Take care!”

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨💣 Kylian Mbappé: “We STARTED the season well. Then we lost everything in the SECOND HALF of the season.

It HURTS A LOT, I feel like we had a playing style, a structure, and we LOST it.”

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

I’m crying man Vini is so bad

[B. @BlancoStats]

@infomonda season ended in january, take some accountability for once rather than self-congratulating himself for past achievements

[B. @BlancoStats]

How about discussing what the actual fuck are we going to do about the current crisis at the club, old man? He literally hopped on for an emergency press conference to say “shit happens.”

[B. @BlancoStats]

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