Kyle

Hi my name's Kyle and I laugh hysterically at the word 'boob' because it's genuinely funny to me.

|Avi Cred: @PissKingo|

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

"I can't stop fucking cursing, it's a fucking curse man.
....
SHIT THAT'S A FUCKING PUN."

•Kyle!
•Self rp acc.
•SOS

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

Snickers.-

"That you are, Mister President."

And Kyle was born great at being tired constantly. That's about it. https://t.co/w3RcsxRrn3

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

< Laughs a bit, >

" Nobody is born great at anything, Kyle. "

< Pause. >

" Except me, I'm great at everything. " https://t.co/6wXyiqs8Tz

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

[ don't leave m e ] https://t.co/KAcLNLW8Z0

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

;; bby yes https://t.co/9BdDL2QX2c

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

No worries.

"Y'know, Mister President, I gotta ask; were you born a great politician, or did you practice your heart out?"

Suck up. https://t.co/biAZs9KU6q

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

< Okay he doesn't know what to say now,, he just smiles, > https://t.co/RieSOTJNQm

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

[ bby no ] https://t.co/07voiA09qh

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

;; me too buddy https://t.co/w5KD9iXWVo

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

Two thumbs up!!
Biiiig ol' smile!!

"Rightio, Mister President!" https://t.co/Z2W1V0yMNH

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

< Nods. >

" Just don't let annoyances get in your way. Achieve your dreams one step at a time. " https://t.co/UIcfIgsLoQ

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

"A-Ah?"

OH WOWIE HE'S GONNA CRY
JUST KEEP SMILING KYLE FUCK

"Y-You do?" https://t.co/xClWF11Lti

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

" Kyle ! You're a bright young man, Kyle, I think you could go far in life if you just put your mind to it. " https://t.co/Wn0WCQLyD9

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

[ wELL IT'S T RUE ] https://t.co/ooBIYBu43n

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

;; IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN CLASS FUCK OFF KYLE https://t.co/HGOoMcz0GN

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

That about accurately describes his life.
Wait fuck what's his name
Windows dial-up noise.
Windows start-up noise.

"Kyle, sir! I'm Kyle!" https://t.co/eqpj3wdjc0

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

" What's your name ? "

< Hey this kid is pretty neat when he stops being weird > https://t.co/wP3ill2Sun

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

Grins nervously,
He's really shy and socially awkward, h a-

"Oh, that's great to hear! I'm fine as well! Thanks for asking!" https://t.co/djkT9EBqDU

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

" It's fine, don't worry about it. "

< Smiles at him !! >

" I'm fine, thank you. How are you, young man ? " https://t.co/ApEwS7psGA

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

CLears throat.
Sweats.

"Sorry, am I talking too loud?? You're just the president n' all...." https://t.co/ufb7YGGM9B

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

" You don't have to shout. "

< He's super calm like 'same shit every fuckin day' > https://t.co/aDQtBM2cyI

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

"i dropped my FUCKING SPARKLING WATER"

SCREAMS

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

Yeaaaaahhhhh,,

"UM
UM
H HHHHOW ARE YOU DOING THIS FINE DAY?"

KICKING AWAY HIS SINS https://t.co/uxp5xUOrcF

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

< Raises a brow,, this kid is fucking weird, >

" Mhm.. " https://t.co/jz6accaQC2

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

"FUCK NOTHING HIIIII MISTER PRESIDENT"

LOUD SWEATING AND SHAKING https://t.co/57RZP26AkL

[jefferson @macaroniandpres]

" Excuse me- ?? " https://t.co/VGX29bZSH8

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

"THIS IS WHY I HATE MARK HE'S SUCH A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT." https://t.co/TYtc4IFHuJ

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

@BI0TICS [ finger guns

Happy to help ]

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

@BI0TICS [ @MacaroniandPres ]

[Kyle @Bland_Artist]

"hate me more daddy"