Alex Blankenship

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum

[Alex Blankenship @BlankenTits]

Since spring training just started, I wanted to let everyone know that the Phillies will be winning the World Series this year.

[Alex Blankenship @BlankenTits]

West coast ain’t it man, everything is dumb expensive here

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About to sound like a boomer but when did kids go to the gym and record their workouts on tripods?

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Just now getting around to watching the last of us and damn this show is great.

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Hate this team

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That new white man can’t jump movie was horrible

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@RMcCrane @barstoolsports It’s pretty ok, things are looking up

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@RMcCrane I hate being a Philly fan man

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Definitely a big bloody guy now

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@RMcCrane Philly will win the series, just you wait

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Just finished euphoria

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Really don’t even know what to say

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

FINAL: Reds 13, Phillies 0

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Having the Nike and SNKRS app on my phone while I’m drunk is a bad idea.

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@PrinceGodBody

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@Phillies Damn haven’t beat the rangers since 2014 😅😅

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I’ve come to realize that I’m afraid of heights

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🔔 🔔 🔔

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

This season, we're fightin' for more.

[Alex Blankenship @BlankenTits]

I forgot how good Fresca was

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Sign your trousers

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Nice

[Alex Blankenship @BlankenTits]

@tmango3 The only team I root for in Philly is the Phillies, so don’t really care about that

[Alex Blankenship @BlankenTits]

Since spring training just started, I wanted to let everyone know that the Phillies will be winning the World Series this year.