Blanket Czar

(they/he)🏳️‍🌈 Fallible, neurodiverse, eccentric human striving to be a lightning rod rather than a seismograph. Kinky AF but so is everyone, it would seem.

[Blanket Czar @BlanketCzar]

When anxiety builds, it uses the rough, misshapen stones of shame, insecurity, and fear. It builds a tower. A precarious, teetering tower ready to fall to pieces at the slightest upset.

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@No7Sammy I wish you a contented birthday and a year to come filled with meaningful connections, enlightening discoveries, healthy growth, serene centeredness, notable accomplishments, and innumerable moments of joy and delight. Be well and stay weird. 🙏♥️

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@No7Sammy She seemed to be in the prime of life!

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Unbelievable. Cards "against" Humanity. ♥️♥️♥️

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

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@No7Sammy OMG I love this.

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@No7Sammy Congratulations!

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@emzylla @looks_last YES.

But...
Briard
Old English Sheepdog
Bernese Mountain Dog
all quite cuddly.

GSD for me. 🐾♥️

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@No7Sammy I just order 2 espresso shots added to a vanilla shake and call it good.

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@kimster_giggles Oof. Hope you feel better soon.

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@freckled_frack I'm so sorry to hear and I wish there was some way I could help. 😥

*BIGWARMHUGS*

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@pressthemess Stay tuned for more household cleaning tips in the first episode of my new podcast, "It's easiest for me to tell you what needs doing" as soon as I get a lackey to set that up one of these days.

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@pressthemess I think the judicious application of a pressure washer might suffice to clean that down to bare metal. Hit it with a mild bleach solution for good measure.

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@DeepEnd422 Oh, that's most certainly a want.

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@KatWebheart His favorite historic fort is Ticonderoga.

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@ThirstsShe @No7Sammy Just don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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@No7Sammy You enjoy posing rhetorical questions then, Sammy? 😘

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@lunasinclair Message received.

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@lunasinclair Do people still send wind up alarm clocks in the mail??? Is that a thing???

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@lunasinclair The tweet I wish I could send regarding what to do about that company would probably get me banned from Twitter.