lè Juta

nigga in Paris.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

7 year old: are you my sister's boyfriend
Me: yes
7 yr: is this your car?
Me: yes
7 yr: my sister's old bf drove a range rover
Me: 😟

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@Sassy_247 @brian_fefe This here would be a pure heist. Normally under good circumstances, teams push in the 1st half and later towards the end of the second half.
Between 46-60mins, there’s rarely high scoring chances.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@BetQueenDiva Decided to play only 2 games from that slip & it came home… 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 thank you.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@LeswiiSwaMina We Boom again!!!!!!!! Bet this ticket twice by mistake. Guess it wasn’t a mistake after-all …. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 THANK YOU..

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@LeswiiSwaMina Thank you my brother…. I removed Marumo nton-ton coz I just don’t like the name😂😂😂… landed nicely.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@LeswiiSwaMina These idiots killed 13 of my tickets. 13!!!! 😭😭😭

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@professorSMM The way Phoenix Suns are playing, I’m not happy. We need that game

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@zubenathihlong2 if I ever meet Robbie Long in the streets, I’m fighting that man.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@zubenathihlong2 This match was rigged…. Aowa!!!!! 😭😭😭

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@VuyoTheGreat Wait wait wait…. The Police dog is named Petya? That doesn’t sound South African. Is he from Kenya? Sounds Kenyan. Does he have his papers?

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

I’m never one to complain, but @ChickenLickenSA , come on bruh…. I ordered wings (feed my craving) & this ain’t it fam. Even my craving is shocked. The wing is so small I swear this looks like it’s from a mouse. 🐁These things are smaller than a Labello. 😭

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@elonmusk should buy @DCComics & he can be the next Batman. I’d buy cinema ticket for that.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

Sometimes I love this work

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

I can’t be the only one awaiting @NandosSA “entanglement” advert.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

Marriage is like writing a trigonometry final paper without a scientific calculator.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

Stage 7 load shedding.
@Eskom starts assassinating all the light skinned niggas.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

South Africans are now just looking for random sh!t to win.
What’s next? “Thamsanqa Wanda wins Mr. Social Media 2019”.. ewe ngum Xhosa.

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

Colour your palate with the perfect dessert. @ Les Bartavelles https://t.co/6vtyKpLCSv

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

@Karabeaux I wanna laugh. But I feel your pain

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Any man that wears a sleeveless suit is guilty of whatever he's being accused of

[lè Juta @BlaqJew]

The world needs to stop measuring Africans using Black Americans’ as the measuring stick