Magali Blasdell

I like to write and take naps. Sometimes at the same time. I hope none of my tweets twoot up the wrong horn. #amwriting 🇵🇷

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

I would like to thank my sister for genuinely wanting to play with office supplies as a child so I always had security in my role as the art rat sibling

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

I do not let myself say mean things bc they are also...true things

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

U ever take care of urself just to flex on a childhood of putting school before personal health

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

I may not know how to cook but I do know how to purchase a bag of Tostitos and a packet of salami

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

9/10 doctors agree that she’s full of rice

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

A sneaky boi

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

Me, looking to my friend Scott for encouragement: gas me up, Scotty

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

Descendant of the Crane is one of the best books I’ve ever read, wow. So well crafted and brimming with layered and complicated forms of love

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

Train of thought is such a wonderful phrase. I am thinking. Choo choo.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Darcy: "You must
allow me to tell you
how ardently I admire
and love you." Elizabeth:

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

@lazy_anatomist Guaranteed A+ researching skills! highlight it on your resume accordingly

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

Train kids become the strongest researchers send tweet

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

@lazy_anatomist kids who are absolutely obsessed with trains and know obscure facts about steam trains in Belgium from the 1800s or something. Can also be applied to plane kids and horse girls

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@LilNasX

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

me: a e i o u

waluigi: wah

me: sometimes

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

In Burkina Faso at least 60% of people don’t have access to clean drinking water.

Model Georgie Badiel is educating women on how to restore broken wells, bringing clean water to over 100,000 people #SheRoars #WorldEnvironmentDay

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

I think I just need to accept that I will always have a crush on Bruno Mars at this point 🤷‍♀️

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

Me: what’s in your mouth
My dog:

[Magali Blasdell @BlasdellMagali]

If humans could use 100% of their brains they would just overthink more than they already do send tweet