Blatant Al Comedy

I am @JacksonMCobalt and Frontman of @ironfistuk - Aspiring comedian, gentleman metaller and Fart Enthusiast

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@Owens_EFC Agreed. The previous footage proved that the taser or reasonable force to subdue the attacker was justified.
Stamping on someone’s head once they are subdued is not justified.
Would I have reacted the same way? Probably
Am I a trained, armed policeman? No

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@iris_frs That footage proved that the use of the taser or reasonable force to subdue the attacker was more than justified.
Kicking the attacker in the face while he was subdued was not justified.

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@FearedBuck Why she always neked?

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@pleasurewilson2 @RichDakvng @FearedBuck We are is the teachers?!

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This is Frank and he has had a coffee stand at the top of the steps at Bethnal Green tube for as long as I can remember.

When the new restaurant/coffee shop next door opened along with another high street outlet opening across the street, Frank suddenly found that his license from the council had been revoked and he was chucked off his stand.

I believe it was to make way for these new shops to take his regular custom. They didn’t need him in the way of gaining maximum profit... so Frank was gone.

Well the locals were having none of it and a petition started demanding his return.

How dare they do this to him.
How dare these people smash his business and leave him with nothing.

After a lot of pressure the council backed down and Frank had his licence and pitch returned to him but sadly by that time Frank had sold his equipment to feed his family and try to survive.

So the good people of Bethnal Green started crowdfunding and here’s the result... Frank back in business on his old pitch with brand new equipment and even a little hut now to shelter him from the rain... Brilliant!!

He is truly the happiest man in East London and it’s wonderful to see.

It really does show that if we all stick together, stand up to them and just say no... the little guy can win.

If you’re in Bethnal Green come and have a coffee with this lovely man. 🧡

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@SirajAHashmi Yes. None of my friends are fucking stupid cunts.

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@Forever15AMF Zero hesitation 👌

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@VictoriaAtkins This comment section didn’t go to plan..

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@AndyPlumb4 Bin’em.
They’ll be no use to anyone.

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FYI

I’m going to start doing Stand Up again..

Anyone wanting to give me 5-10 minutes would be appreciated.

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You know when your best friend from school meets someone new at secondary school, goes to college with them and always mentions how much you’ll love them and how funny they are.. but when you finally meet them, they’re a fucking cunt??

That’s me.

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The BBC fucking love a Paedo don’t they?

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@fesshole 1. You don’t know biology
2. IF this is true, you’re a fucking cunt

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@worldoflard @fesshole T’was a leaning forward, from behind, projectile type affair

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Can we normalise retail staff refusing to serve people that want to try in store and buy online?

It’s a lot of effort to deliver personal service, get and put away 3-4 pairs, get the fit and feel correct for someone to then walk off buy online
Especially on a Saturday

Fuck
Off

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@Unnamedinsider OOIOO
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@fesshole If women knew how often we wank, they’d lose their minds.

Sometimes we wank thinking about the sex we had 30 minutes earlier.

It’s not you
It’s us

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https://t.co/OZs2NBCwmx

This is wonderful

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Late 2020, after a fucking awful year, we released a Xmas Song.
Give it a listen! @IronFistUK

https://t.co/GePryS4s26…

https://t.co/xbBfXCQBRP…

https://t.co/bkQERcnaut