savannah

lazy & crazy

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

If you have to put a bumper sticker on your car telling people not to tailgate you, maybe you’re the problem

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

my child couldn’t stay awake in the car if his life depended on it. Man’s is asleep before we hit the first light.

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

Barrel jeans and this new 6 inch jean cuff trend pmo

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

My office hours are Monday through Friday 9 AM to 4 PM. If you email me at 5 o’clock on Friday and then ask me at 8 AM on Monday if it got done, the answer will always be no.

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

If you’re in the fast lane on the interstate and you’re only going 70 mph, you can’t get mad at me for riding your ass. Sorry I don’t make the rules 🤷🏼‍♀️

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

MacKenzie-Childs gives Rae Dunn to me. I’m sorry 🫢

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

Just spent an hour on the phone with @NespressoUSA support cause my machine sounds like an airplane trying to take off and all she did was have me run water through the machine for 45 minutes. Is this a joke?

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

Food for thought - if you drive a jeep with no doors and no top your entire pregnancy, your baby will only like riding in the car if all the windows are down and you’re going 65+ mph 😅

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

can y’all PLEASE learn the difference between quit, quite, and quiet 🙏🏼

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

It’s wild seeing content creators post jobs for a full time assistant at my salary rate…like wut.

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

The chokehold that the Starbucks Pecan Crunch Latte has on me 😩

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

If you ever think you’re clueless about babies…Mike asked me when we needed to start putting deodorant on our 4 month old

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

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[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

thanks to daylight savings and 4 month sleep regression Harvey was up and at em by 3am today!! 💆🏼‍♀️

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

2024 and Shania Twain still SLAPS

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

barrel jeans should be illegal

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

I literally do not care if your notifications are silenced. I’m hitting notify anyway 10/10 times. I got something to say

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

The first 40 seconds of thru your phone by @iamcardib is so hard #dialtoneclick

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

Apple Watch needs a workout for making the bed 🥵

[savannah @BlavannahKelly]

Just fought for my fucking life trying to find parking at Whole Foods in Naples on a Saturday afternoon