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[Capt @BlayBade_]

@mintiepooie It’s okay granny, your dreams are just dreams… I’m clearly a solid 6’8

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@mintiepooie 1. Makes sense, I did stuff like that too when I was younger with Pokemon
2. parasocial as fuck
3. wtf is a diaperfur? niggas are just weird

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@mintiepooie @NuttingOnElon77 @NuttingOnElon77 WE FOUND YOU GNG

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@mintiepooie YO ask him to teach me how to play(im actual dogshit and he’d probably call me slurs)

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@mintiepooie It’s too comical… you’d probably get cancelled for being black sooner

[The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_SSBM]

Last night I bought a 12 pack of squirt and the cashier asked “what are you planning on mixing with this?” And I got so mad that the only appropriate response I could say was “it’s a perfectly fine beverage on its own”

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@mintiepooie Only the strong are able to stand

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@mintshiiii It was nice to give you my signature! Always nice to see a fan :D

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@NuttingOnElon77 Because they aren’t as cool as some things in the world. Definitely not as cool as a monkey… maybe raised in space…he’s probably got a tesla cannon and a giant shield too!

[di.『🗡🎲』TTRPG Vtuber—restart arc @DiceQueenDi]

"you know what i'd really like?"
"tell me"
"a campaign"
"...we can do a campaign"
"a real campaign, no west marches, no morally gray villain bullshit"
"i'll make you a very good traditional campaign. traveling through the forest, kill a dragon, get loot and everything"

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@kvwviiju Only if you got your permission slip signed

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@mintshiiii No gatekeeping… show us

[Zirdex🌈 @zirdex]

After the Japanese piracy argument, I now actually see why all those Isekai protagonists don't care to destroy slavery cause they see nothing wrong with it, since it's "The Law™"

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@mintshiiii What do you even be doing to get banned so often??

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@NuttingOnElon77 Too far gone…

[Capt @BlayBade_]

@NuttingOnElon77 My goat has ebk (don’t lynch me)

[Capt @BlayBade_]

Why do I even bother…