TBHorDeath

The universe has a plan. I just know it. Save Teenage Bounty Hunters (she/he/they)

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@ok6ixx Okay so what’s the other 13%?

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@AyyoTaj @AkadeBemsen I’m with you on part of that. 1am isn’t even really after hours these days. But beyond that, he shares kids with her. Dunno why the wifey so insecure about a “how you and the kids doing?” text. She needs to settle, he already put a damn… “ring” 😒…on it. He made his choice

[TBHorDeath @BlazeJd79]

@chaiyanaaa @AkadeBemsen Listen, if we’re friends or at least cordial, amma text you anytime. Ain’t nobody saying you have to respond right away and my schedule stay cray. If I don’t message right away I might forget it after my midnight piss so 🤷🏼
Put your texts on dnd. Emergencies are for calls

[TBHorDeath @BlazeJd79]

@__astoldbyDani @JoellasWorld Seconded. And like, not the cute Lego friends type shii with the rounded edges. Like, bricks on bricks on bricks

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@bespinderella @JoellasWorld I love this

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@forestvanslyke @Zilnado @ok6ixx Alright look, it’s mainly so they can be happy and pat themselves on the back for being inclusive. This guy might not be the only lactose intolerant person there. And they might get more in the future. It’s just to make them feel included instead of just tolerated. That’s all

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@RocketYonder @Halo_chains THANK YOU!

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@lavender_menac3 @beyoncegarden I thought I was just seeing things 😆 turns out I was *not* seeing things. Like feet 🤣🤣🤣

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@Slime787824 @BredsguardDalen Was looking for this because what the actual hell? Like, at least a cooler or a beach chair with all your stuff on it or something. But your slippers? And let’s not even mention that those are definitely not the type of slippers you want getting wet, they get all tore up and shii

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@heyyitsjanea @HeWhoGivesNoFux You’re such a menace 🤣🤣🤣

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@BROinJC958 @Monica55dzrh Not the children 💀💀💀

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@DanielMike98890 $1 please. They’d probably spend the night in their own circle jerk

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@MonisonP97149 @eMTBrides It’s the floating grapefruits that are just ridiculous

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@MonisonP97149 @eMTBrides I think it’s the visual of “big boobs🤤” basically. They’re big but unaffected by gravity. But when it comes time to feel them, different story. I personally don’t like how they look, but if a woman wants to get a little help just to fill out then why not?

[TBHorDeath @BlazeJd79]

@JavedIqbal64060 @Raindropsmedia1 Woah woah woah bro. Pretty sure that didn’t kill her. Chill down. Just a little slip and slide

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@ILoveAG2FTRPLME @doser_i85668 @mattrife The water?

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@SeeAdjc @doser_i85668 @mattrife Honestly, I don’t see it much weirder if gender swapped

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@tbuonopane @THETheTsunaru @SBeitelshees @misslucidsdiary @DoorDash we show our appreciation by tipping out because they’re going above what they’d be doing in a regular restaurant kitchen

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@tbuonopane @THETheTsunaru @SBeitelshees @misslucidsdiary @DoorDash they also have to make sure it’s being supplied as fast as it’s being demanded (which again, concert venue), ensure no mistakes, work with front staff cohesively. It’s literally an ensemble job and we couldn’t do it without them. So at the end of the night,