Bleacher Barry

Die-hard Cubs fan since '84. Midwest born and raised. American and proud, sippin' beer and keepin' it real. Telling it how it is from Wrigley’s bleachers.

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

Is that why I tripled on hole 12 yesterday?

[Mahatma “Mega Cock” Gandhi @mahatmaganl1tg]

Your heels are putting holes in the green you stupid bitch.

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

Excited would be an understatement

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Kevin Gausman makes his Cubs debut!

Tune in live on @WatchMarquee.

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

Yo shitty chirp. Leave it in 2025 bucko. #thisgensucks

[Jim Cooks @JimmyCooks1973]

@BleacherBarry69 Sybau

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

What can’t he do?!?!?!? #flytheW

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG.

(say it back)

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

There’s just no quit man, I fucking love it!

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

DOWN TO THEIR LAST STRIKE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH, ALEX BREGMAN TIES THE GAME AITH A TWO-RUN HOMER 🤯

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

For the love of the game

[Jim Cooks @JimmyCooks1973]

I kid you not this guy was on all fours a second before this picture😂😂 #respect

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

Stars are aligning

[Jacob Zanolla @jacobzanolla]

Edward Cabrera today in his rehab start at AAA-Iowa:

4.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 8 K, 55 pitches

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

PCA everyone! Say hello to your NL MVP!
#mayorofchicago

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

@YoungBooze69 I think you right. @JimmyCooks1973 you haven’t been watching baseball the last couple days clearly

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

Respect Tyrone✊ that shit hole will always be Wrigley North. @JimmyCooks1973

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Tyrone Taylor on the Cubs/Brewers rivalry:

“It was fun … I remember it being like away games when I was at home in Milwaukee because there would be so many Cubs fans. It’s definitely cool to be on this side.”

[Jacob Zanolla @jacobzanolla]

Javier Assad- 5.2 IP, 1 ER

Tarik Skubal- 6.0 IP, 2 ER

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

Fuck ya it does!

[Cody Delmendo @cody__cubs]

THE NL MVP RACE RUNS THROUGH CHICAGO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

@Dodgers best offense in baseball?!? Fuck you! Something special brewing at Wrigley.

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

Cry me a river you Pussy!
#puppiesstayontheporch
#notacompetitor

[SleeperAngels @SleeperAngels]

Jacob Misiorowski on whether the Angel stadium mound had any effect on him:

“Yeah it was awful. One of the worst mounds I’ve had.”

Someone is mad he got out-pitched by Walbert Ureña 😭

(@AdamMcCalvy)

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

True statement by this dipshit
#lgbtq+

[Optimistic Cubs Fan @HotStoveCubbies]

Hot take: I prefer Kirby 2.5 years to Skubal for 2.5 months. Make it happen Jed.

[Sam McGonigle @_SamMcGonigle]

He’s one of the best fielders in the league

He’s one of the best hitters in the league

He’s the MVP

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

Never say never man #wehavetheMVPete

[Pete Crow-Armstrong Fan Club @PCA4FC]

So if we are realistic here, the Cubs are playing for AT BEST, a sweep in the NLCS.

Unless they get Paul Skenes and Mason Miller, their WS hopes are a wrap.

[Bleacher Barry @BleacherBarry69]

Let’s go Dave! Dodgers get Skuba? Fuck em, Let’s go get Mason Miller and Skenes instead!

#daveforprez #fuckJed #TheMizisaPussy #AllHeart

[David Kaplan @thekapman]

Jed Hoyer pick up the phone and start dialing. So what if Tarik Skubal is a Dodger. Make a deal and beat their ass. #TakeThat

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

The men’s mental health crisis is going to get so much worse next summer with Banana Ball being the only sport on TV

[JJ @jj_cubs98]

So the #Dodgers trade for Skubal, and when the Brewers get eliminated, Brewers fans everywhere will cry that the league is unfair and everyone hates them when in reality they could have fairly easily offered a better package for Skubal.
Matt Arnold is a fucking pussy