Bleak Investor

I could fund you, but, why?

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

I'm hoping to start a funding group called "Why Combinator?"

Let me know if you want to get in on the ground floor & curl up there

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

@FrankieG_Baby @BleakInvestor https://t.co/iMFicTEB2E

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

@RadishHarmers Investors! Duh

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

@RadishHarmers Anyone called "boss" is just a worker who thinks he isn't

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

#WorkersDay feels weird, like #ConfederacyDay. Why celebrate the losing team?
#MayDay2017 #InternationalWorkersDay #mondaymotivation #wewin

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

What's that sound? Why, it's profits soaring!

https://t.co/DZpXxoyygJ

#Syria #TRUMPTRAIN #MAGA #MURDER #DEATH #PROFIT

[NBC News @NBCNews]

FULL STORY: The U.S. has launched dozens of cruise missiles at a Syrian airfield after chemical weapons attack https://t.co/qQKIvO5M4w

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

This @curaffairs is a hit—with all the poors. The rich, obviously, don't care https://t.co/iITLUk9T5T #incomeinequality #WealthWednesdays

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

#HealABrokenHeartBy buying someone else's

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

Someday, the poor shall rise up, and seize their rightful power, stolen so long ago by the rich.
#AprilFools money will always win out

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

#RepealAndReplace is back on the @GOP agenda. If at first you don't succeed, try, try until the poors are dead

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

The investor class is doing OK. Thanks for asking.
https://t.co/l3QPkn5fsO

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

For the good of the shareholders, @VirginAmerica has to die. You're welcome, passengers!

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

Happy #worldwaterday, especially to those of us smart enough to invest in it before the prices skyrocket

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

Judge just blocked @realDonaldTrump's newest travel ban. If you're betting on his next tantrum, invest in "tonight" & "public"

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

See? Told you. Overhyped, @maddow. Hope the ratings boost is worth it.

Just kiddin'. I know it is. https://t.co/SoLXLkAAWO

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

We can dig up all the tax returns we want, but all it's going to show is how much money the rest of us don't have

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

We can dig up all the tax returns we want, but all it's going to show is how much money the rest of us don't have

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

I love being a middleman & creating market inefficiencies for my own gain

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

Truth is bad for business. @FoxBusiness

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

Peace is only profitable in the long-term. No thanks @business

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

CEOs fall in the "fools" category, then @jgiannantonio

[Bleak Investor @BleakInvestor]

.@Uber's forcing its drivers to listen to anti-union propaganda, because it's much cheaper to make propaganda than to treat people well