Alex

your typical obnoxious analytical | 🏳️‍🌈 | she/her | accidental cat lady | proud pit bull mom | gay minister |

[Alex @Bleeckerrr]

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[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Pete Hegseth in 2024: “Transgender troops are not deployable because they’re reliant on chemicals.”

Pete Hegseth in 2026: ‘We need to pump our troops with chemicals so they’re deployable.’ 🤦‍♂️

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

lol: The lack of ties that bind

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

I'm not sure how men pulled it off, but convincing the entire world that women are the emotional ones has to be one of the biggest scam in history.

[fike @FikeMairles]

Pat Tillman was shot 3 times in the back of the head from 10m by a fellow soldier after he started speaking publicly against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. And we dilute his memory on purpose each year. Makes me sick.

[Alex @Bleeckerrr]

God they’re so ugly too lmfao

[z - SJ 🧢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bunnydwatts]

crazy how he says “and women” and the men’s smiles get WIPED off of their faces

[Alex @Bleeckerrr]

This is also significantly more coherent than most employers are when trying to explain how insurance works

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Its so ridiculous

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When Trump says he won the 2020 election in his address to the nation tomorrow night, remember Fox News had to pay $787.5 million for lying to viewers and spreading that same lie.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Pete Hegseth doing mandatory testosterone inspections.

[Alex @Bleeckerrr]

And “you idiots” starts with the Democrats at the top and trickles all the way down to the rest of you morons.

[Alex @Bleeckerrr]

Trumps speech tonight could be like “all women will no longer be allowed to vote and the national guard will be at polling locations to enforce this with lethal force” and you idiots would be like “we need to vote him out of office, let the democratic process do its job”

[Alex @Bleeckerrr]

Trumps speech tonight could be like “all women will no longer be allowed to vote and the national guard will be at polling locations to enforce this with lethal force” and you idiots would be like “we need to vote him out of office, let the democratic process do its job”

[onion person @CantEverDie]

why is JD vance literally doing this bit

[- @DaughterOfEri]

I find it funny that what “god” wants is always what men want lol

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Kinda nuts to watch everything fall apart in exactly the way you'd think based on who is in charge lol

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Amy Coney Barrett finding out her kids have to live in the world she legislates is almost poetic.

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇦🇷🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

This is so funny because its all vibes. Functionally, Newsom or Harris would operate almost identically to Moore or Shapiro as President. Like 95-99% similar on policy. Meanwhile, Rubio would be the polar opposite of Moore and Shapiro and likely hold opposite policy views on 90% of issues.

But this is the median voter in a nutshell. Just vibes based on absolutely zero objective analysis of policy agendas.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

my lobster too buttery, my steak too juicy

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but concealing a dude's death in order to prevent an election is election fraud.

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

I know nothing matters and he’ll never be held truly accountable but it just seems like it should be a bigger deal that our president is a certified rapist

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

genocide being the “increasingly unpopular cause”