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eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
cod mangler dog tangler
dogtown
Joined July 2011
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eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
over 4 years ago
@oldking420
My dad wears this glasses
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
over 4 years ago
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
over 4 years ago
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
almost 5 years ago
Jacque Enough
Who to follow
liz
@imitationliz
tell me what i feel
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@heterofobe
drastic
rich 🇰🇪
@HypeLies
one day at a time, till it’s over // I mix sometimes // ig: hypelies
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
almost 5 years ago
Shall I compare thee to a kiss from a rose on the grey
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
about 5 years ago
Hunter/Garcia, Simon/Garfunkel, Lennon/Chapman, Morrissey/Marr
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
about 5 years ago
@hopepm_ Add -areeno to all of them
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
about 5 years ago
Casing my own house for the last two years
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
about 5 years ago
🎶they got a name for the winners of this world, hey I want a name when I lose, they call Alabama the crimson tide, call me dr. poo🎶
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
about 5 years ago
Eating asparagus, washing it down with marshmallows
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
about 5 years ago
@iegates
@spritebody If it isn’t students vs teachers, then it’s gotta be teachers vs students
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
about 5 years ago
@iegates
@spritebody Oh you gotta know we’re pulling these gags at ‘Top’ university
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
about 5 years ago
@iegates
@spritebody I’m taking their lead, calling an impromptu last class session to roast my students, then finish with “I’m sorry if this hurts but it’s my job”
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
about 5 years ago
Jesus was “resurrected” but all that seemed to mean is that you had to buy his book to hear him speak
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
over 5 years ago
@_witch_valley
I get the job because I introduce myself as Krist
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
over 5 years ago
Yes or no
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
over 5 years ago
Just like how if ur names smith ur ancestors worked in a smithy, my last names Johnson cuz my ancestors worked in a dick sucking factory
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
over 5 years ago
Can you imagine if the nazis had picked a pizza slice as their symbol
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
over 5 years ago
Dr moriarty dr mengele dr Phil
eed ohnson
@BleedEJohnson
over 5 years ago
Did Jesus have the Oedipus complex
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