Junya Watanabe

Pronouns: He/His/Your Dark Overlord

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Hi, my name is Mark, and I’m addicted to USA network dramas....

[Junya Watanabe @Blerdmatic]

@iamsprout

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@iamsprout “Hmmmmm…”

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@iamsprout Hate this.

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ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS.

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My bedroom aesthetic is Oscar the Grouch.

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WHERE HAS LITTLE SIMZ BEEN MY ENTIRE LYFE?!?!??!

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Just had a milkshake and none of the boys came to my yard...

2 1/2 Stars

[Junya Watanabe @Blerdmatic]

I just realized it’s make ends “meet” not “meat”

As if a sign of wealth is using two big ass pieces of meat like bookends or some shit….

[Junya Watanabe @Blerdmatic]

Tony Stark: “Why’d you give him the time stone??”

Dr. Strange: “We’re in the endgame now…”

Tony: “……… WTF is THAT supposed to mean?!?!?!?”

[Junya Watanabe @Blerdmatic]

Been downtown for 2 minutes and some mf’er already tried to sell me jumbo pack of toilet paper…

On an unrelated note, if anyone needs any toilet paper I recently found myself with quite a bit.

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@iamsprout Darkxtaposition

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and wonder what Tim Duncan is up to?

[Junya Watanabe @Blerdmatic]

Watched all four of the Rocky movies at work.

ALL OF THE ROCKYS

FOUR OF THEM

ALL FOUR IF THE ROCKYS

BECAUSE THATS ALL THERE WAS……………………………………

FOUR OF THEM

[Junya Watanabe @Blerdmatic]

@OfficialKat Vindicated.

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@Nuclear_Play #UltimatePimpName Impotent Pete.

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If you were a pimp, what would your pimp name be?

Tweet with the hashtag #UltimatePimpName and your post could be mentioned in our upcoming podcast.

[Junya Watanabe @Blerdmatic]

I’m starting a Nickleback cover band called Pickleback and we’re gonna play Nickleback songs in pickle suits

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HEALERS ARE BLACK

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@iamsprout Homie said…

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Dear @McDonalds,

Please stop putting ice in my orange juice you absolute psychopaths.