ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝

Human, lawful good (unfortunately)
Dual class: Scientist, Artist ◇ heteroromantic gray ace 💜🤍🖤 • she/her

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

@TerribleMaps I don't really care for the whole "colored in with a crayon" color pattern as of late

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

There's a cellar spider in my bedroom that is slowly murdering and cannibalizing the other cellar spiders in the room. It leaves webs that only contain the leg skeleton of the victim spider but no body mass, like a ghost of a spider

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

This is called avoidant personality disorder

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

@Cos_2319 @nocontextmemes Did a creepy girl climb out of it?

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

@hadi_abdic @TerribleMaps To scale?

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

@TheDataHubX @TerribleMaps Italy only became unified in the 1860's, there's no way that many Popes were born there since then. If they were born in what is now Italy but was at the time a different territory they shouldn't be counted as Italian.

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

I guess I should be grateful that the 38 year old I dated when I was 19, despite being a divorcé, didn't have any kids who would feel threatened by how close to their age I was...

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

a father/son memory to cherish forever

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

@DavidPattt That plane has got to have some real old man stink to it

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

No women or female identified celebrities?
Lame.
Also what's up with picking so many guys who own their own private jet so why would you be seated next to them anyway?

Also Michael Jackson is dead, so would you be sitting next to his corpse?

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

You have an 8 hour flight, which celebrity are you sitting next to?

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

TIFO there are shrimp that live in the trees and the ground in Indonesia

[PA Nightmare @PA_Nightmares]

@TeamYouTube fix this this is ridiculous you keep doing this to your creators

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

Same happened to @Bluespookyreads and it was very much not fair

[CGS aka Brett @CreepyGhostst]

Hey @TeamYouTube
my 10-year-old horror narration channel 'Creepy Ghost Stories' (nearly 1,900 videos) was just demonetized for 'Inauthentic Content'. I am the sole human author, narrator, and producer of this decade-long library. Can a human please look at this?

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

I recently received two separate associates degrees -- one in fine art and one in natural sciences.
I didn't attend the graduation ceremony because I already have a bachelor's degree and did the walk for that 16 years ago. But unlike my BS, my AA and AS are both magna cum laude

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

Why do I keep feeling attracted to people who I would also describe as "a catty bitch"

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

Almost ready to google "How much Benadryl to relieve itching but not see Hatman"

I'm not looking to get high or hallucinate, I just don't want to have to meditate to escape the sensation of having skin.

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

Ah yes, my skin is erupting and I'm very itchy -- It must almost be summer.

[ProtoManda 🪅👩‍🔬🧫🔬🗝 @BlessMyNippers]

@_mcchris Only if your appearance is directed by John Carpenter

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

prehistoric organisms played the long game