Baelor the Blessed

I enjoy praying, fasting, botany and ignoring my hot sister-wife. Let he who is without sin get the most stoned. Not affiliated with GoT, HBO or that Jesus guy.

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@SexyRhaegar *faints* #NOBAELORNO #NEVERLOSECONSCIOUSNESSINFRONTOFADORNISHMAN @ViperOberyn

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@ViperOberyn I have no experience with infants and their... posteriors.

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@ViperOberyn I do not understand. All that sinning must have addled your brain. #ibetyourpalmsarehairytoo

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@ViperOberyn Falsehoods drip from your tongue like venom. I had my sisters! #hadthemlockedupinthemaidenvault

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@ViperOberyn Other men would consider that many bastard daughters a curse. They are a blight upon your honor and that of their mothers.

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@ViperOberyn It is not difficult to deduce that your spear was poisoned with pure sin. #VILESERPENT #GODSHATEFANGS #WESTEROSBAPTISTCHURCH

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

I wish my sisters weren't so hot. #targproblems

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@SexyRhaegar @DaenerysCN *bursts into tears* *runs off to flog himself*

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@SexyRhaegar But... I said please! @DaenerysCN

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@DaenerysCN Absolutely not! My lap is a no-no place!

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@SexyRhaegar You are not a good person! Leave my sept at once... please! @DaenerysCN

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@DaenerysCN Neither is burning in the seven hells for all eternity. You must pray until your soul is clean, my child.

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@SexyRhaegar Let @DaenerysCN inspect my...? You are trying to trick me into sinning with that floozy!

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@DaenerysCN Before I can bless you, your soul must be cleansed! I will leave you here to pray and seek forgiveness from the Gods.

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@SexyRhaegar Now see here, Rhaegar, there is no need for profanity! ... D-did you say exploding? C-can that really happen? @DaenerysCN

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@DaenerysCN Lay my h-hands upon you? *moves away* That seems... ill-advised. B-because of reasons. Let us pray! O Great Mother...

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@SexyRhaegar This is none of your concern, Rhaegar. I am trying to save her soul from eternal damnation! @DaenerysCN

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@DaenerysCN Have you considered locking yourself in a tower, where your booty--BEAUTY will not tempt men with carnal thoughts?

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

@DaenerysCN I am always with you in spirit, little one. #always #ALWAYS Have you finally decided to give up your sinful, whorish ways?

[Baelor the Blessed @BlessedBaelor]

.@Think_DontFeel I thought people from Lys were called Lyseni.