Alpha 🐾

When in doubt, PINKIES OUT

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@trendyhoopstars Y’all seem to be missing the point that she was drafted to an already good team.

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@ShowCaseShabazz The refs literally handed the Lynx a win. Easily should’ve been a valk dub.

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@loutheworst @ShowCaseShabazz I’m no Caitlin Clark fan but I did watch the game and can say she played great defense last night. If you don’t watch the games, don’t make comments 🫡🫡

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@JeauxDirtee @KeishaG27027015 @ShowCaseShabazz This is fucking frying me 😭😭😭

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@magicruinedme @LJJM__ This is a hilarious take considering she was averaging 11% from the 3 before last night 😭😭😭

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@PhillyHotspur @UnderdogWNBA Caitlin Clark fan. Checks out. You wouldn’t understand basketball if the ball came off the rim and hit you in the head smh.

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

The Valkyrie look fucking crazyyyyy this year yeesh

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@cincohoopz Let Paige give her 44 again PLEASE

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@haveapoopieday4 @Taylorkurosakii @selenavenaa Azzi had 4 buckets and Paige assisted on 3. Yall gotta let the “Paige doesn’t pass to Azzi” narrative GO

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

I accidentally made a funny comment on a TikTok and omg I never wanna be funny again in my lifeeeeee

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@GetRdy2LearnZH @realapp Paige is a combo guard tho

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

I need Arike to sit the FUCK down

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@butiaintbroke @notpopbase If you an addict and take a perc even if it’s for pain, it’s a relapse 🫡

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@farfromideal @PopBase Literally saw Fez, her mom, her dad, and Jules all in one go, yeesh yall are dense

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@farfromideal @PopBase Y’all didn’t realize that was her 7 minutes when she was going for Fez?!?!?

[Azzi Fudd Report @AzziReport]

Whew 😮‍💨

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

Chen beefing with Azzi fans is killing me 😭😭😭😭

[Dallas Wings @DallasWings]

Jessica Shepard has the first triple double with 22 pts, 20 rebs and 10 asts in WNBA history.

[Alpha 🐾 @BlessedSage]

@DALWingsUpdates I thought she was gonna rise up fr 😭😭