During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
@FabrizioRomano Imagine parking the bus for an entire Champions League Final, thinking youโre 2010 Jose Mourinho, just to let Ousmane Dembele lift the trophy in your face. London is red with embarrassment. ๐
Cristiano Ronaldo, adding one more to his major trophies cabinet. ๐๐ต๐น
๐๐๐๐๐ Champions League
๐๐๐๐ FIFA Club World Cup
๐๐๐ Premier League
๐๐ UEFA Nations League
๐๐ La Liga
๐๐ Serie A
๐๐ Copa del Rey
๐๐ League Cup
๐๐ Spanish Super Cup
๐๐ Italian Super Cup
๐๐ UEFA Super Cup
๐ Coppa Italia
๐ Portugal Super Cup
๐ FA Cup
๐ Community Shield
๐ UEFA Euros
๐๐ Saudi Pro League
Up the I woke up in cold sweats this morning as I remembered the home game from November when beard kept five defenders on the pitch to mark 10 man Everton's lone striker who never even touched the fucking ball but the less said about that the better because beard is a thing of the past and big Michael is now in charge and he's very much unbeaten with both eyes firmly on that top spot and a small inconvenience like wrinkly bollock face Moyes isn't going to deter him from the inevitable second half of the season title charge with his Manchester matchday Reds.
๐จ Manchester United are the only team with a 100% win rate against newly promoted teams in the @BarclaysWSL , winning all 14 of their matches by an aggregate score of 40-4. Schooling.
[@OptaJoe]