Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦

✤Arguing is a good sign, @GenuineFiend. When a woman stops arguing, be worried, for you're no longer worth the fight.✤
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[Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦ @BlestFrailty]

~ DET. CHLOE DECKER ~

“I need your help like I need a third boob. Wait. Don't say a word. Knew it was a mistake the minute it came out of my mouth.”
(Lucifer 1X06)

*AU*
*Member of the LAPD.*
*Strong-willed, lawful, caring.*
*Mother, ex wife.*
*Lucifer? Don't get me started.*

[Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦ @BlestFrailty]

@GenuineFiend ++ "You must have truly lived a life of spectacular debauchery, to make even a man of God opt for murder to put an end to it. That I should be terrified by even being in your presence is, I am afraid, an understatement."

And yet, somehow, she wasn't — she truly wasn't.

[Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦ @BlestFrailty]

Chloe had never felt so worried in her entire life. Nobody had ever been wounded; not on her watch.
She was supposed to protect him, and despite the fact that he didn't have any serious injuries, she still felt responsible for what had happened and for his careless behaviour. >>

[Lucifer -parody- @GenuineFiend]

@BlestFrailty + He did not understand what was happening. Did the attacker have special ammunition that could hurt the devil???

Sirens... ambulance... police...

Then Mazikeen who stood in the LUX with the alleged attacker in her arms and announced triumphantly. "I got the son of a bitch!"

[Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦ @BlestFrailty]

@GenuineFiend ++ if only she looked a second longer. But the clerical collar stayed there: unapologetic and stubbornly white on the otherwise dark stilled video frame. She turned to Lucifer expecting disbelief, and yet finding less shock and more surprise in his expression.

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[Lucifer -parody- @GenuineFiend]

Lucifer raises a brow, far too amused.

“Oh Detective… it very much happened.”

A slow grin.

“But on the bright side — it’s an excellent photo.”

[Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦ @BlestFrailty]

++

[ Then muttering to herself: "If I catch whoever did this, I'll kill him." ]

[Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦ @BlestFrailty]

@GenuineFiend

[ Flustered, the detective pointed at the picture that had been plastered on the walls of the LAPD. ]

"This... this NEVER happened! Lucifer, please tell them... it NEVER happened!"

[ She then sounded the fire alarm. ]

"Everyone, please evacuate the building!"

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[VivinC (writer account) @VivinCWriter]

Love is not meant to be easy, nor is it a permanent state of being. Truly, the extent to which it lasts depends on how much both nurture it and make the conscious decision of not giving up on each other. Many give up on love too easily. My characters are not like that. #Forever

[Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦ @BlestFrailty]

@GenuineFiend ++ "But I have to ask you something first—how did you do it? How did you make the man confess? Nobody else could."

[Detective Decker ¦ parody ¦ @BlestFrailty]

@GenuineFiend ++ strangeness—how had he managed to make the man talk, anyway?

Lucifer interrupted her thoughts. "Detective, should we start watching the tapes?"

Chloe looked around, suddenly awakened from her reverie.

"Yes," she said, then paused, curiosity getting the better of her. ++

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