Blexious

fuck this shit. going to the bluer skies app.

[Blexious @Blexious1]

Is "emotional support duvet" a thing? Well I love mine anyway

[Blexious @Blexious1]

@NHSMillion FOR.
Small step in the right direction, but not unreasonable until practices can be tested and public support grows.

[Blexious @Blexious1]

@MoxieBoosted "30-Minute Laughs" is generous. I watched the whole thing and only laughed twice, that's like 7 seconds

[Blexious @Blexious1]

@bunevelynt Omg TACOS!!

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Vaccines are good.

Anti-depressants are good.

Modern medicine is good.

Fluoride in water is safe and protects teeth.

[Blexious @Blexious1]

@qikipedia I'm neither an optimist nor a pessimist, I'm a physicist; the glass is empty!

[Blexious @Blexious1]

They gonna announce DOGECOIN as the new national currency

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Boxing tomorrow/Saturday morning

Tyson v the YouTube wanker

Who’s your money on?

[Blexious @Blexious1]

Gonna put a reminder in my calendar

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

[Blexious @Blexious1]

@_callumstone I'd take this over the world cup

[Blexious @Blexious1]

@wobblymami Fish is a payment method on OnlyFins

[Blexious @Blexious1]

One time a couple of older ladies stopped me to ask what my t-shirt said (a heavy metal band). We had a laugh about it being illegible, then I asked about their dogs and we ended up chatting for like 30 minutes.

I was buzzing all week just off that friendly encounter.

[GitHub Projects Community @GithubProjects]

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[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

vetProgrammer https://t.co/zwmQxgHdUk

[Blexious @Blexious1]

It makes me a little sad that "divorced" is used as an insult.

There can be a lot of reasons to divorce. Sometimes it's amicable and everyone wins.
The person you're insulting might even have been a victim in their marriage.

[Blexious @Blexious1]

@Lovense Automatic potato masher

[Blexious @Blexious1]

Has the CIA ever considered working from home.

https://t.co/OPtS8iadWa

[Blexious @Blexious1]

I love how she never gives any context.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Ok this was hilarious and scary both at the same time 😂🤣

[Blexious @Blexious1]

As a Brit, if Trump wins, I'll start celebrating US independence day

[Blexious @Blexious1]

@KayKlinck When you betray the furry mafia