Blightusville

Unofficial Twitter account of the shittiest little Po-dunk town in Florida

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Just found out that an employee of @CocoaBeach_City got busted by the Feds for distributing kiddie porn!
Has the city ever heard of a thing called “background check”?
I also heard that the Dept. of Homeland Security paid them a visit - more details when I get them

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Just heard another rumor about @CocoaBeach_City - The manager of the finance department is moonlighting ON THE JOB. Working for an entirely different entity while on Cocoa Beach’s dime AND using their Wi-Fi to do it.
No wonder they’re broke.

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Turns out the @CocoaBeach_City just might dethrone Titusville as the worst city in Brevard County after a 20 plus year reign.
Rumor has it the city’s finance department is so mismanaged that Cocoa Beach is broke and is borrowing money just to stay afloat

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Titusville needs to change it’s motto to “Florida’s Asshole”

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

@Jersey_Jess It is In Titusville

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Duke’s Mayo is the bomb! #TalkingSaul

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I wonder how much research went into picking the most depressing city in Florida - Titusville - for Kim to move to, because they nailed it #TalkingSaul

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Carol Burnett is going to win an Emmy for this #BetterCallSaul

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Marion just made Jimmy like a chocolate cake #BetterCallSaul

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Poor Kim Wexler now knows what Titus was talking about on the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - “Titusville is where hope goes to die” #BetterCallSaul

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

They are just nailing the Titusville life on #BetterCallSaul . Poor Kim.

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Titusville gets another shout out of shame from #BetterCalllSaul for being the most god awful place in Florida Kim could have possibly moved to. They are not wrong

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Looks like the writers of #BetterCallSaul did their homework and accurately found the worst place in Florida could have moved to - this shithole, Titusville

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Court of Owls? Whoo are they?

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Jake Tapper? What democrats boots is his licking now?

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

Why is SNL so obsessed with Donald Trump? He not the current occupant of the office that is fucking up this country right now

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

@BlueGirl714 @xhristmasjones No need to Tweet something 30 times, we ignored the first one. Come up with something original for once.

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

I check what’s trending on Twitter just to see what the low IQ crowd is thinking on any given day and, apparently, Donald Trump is still living in their heads rent free #SinceTrumpLeftOffice

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

78% of Americans don’t give 2 flying fucks about what you last Twitter post was about.
99.999999999989999999% of the other 22% don’t either.

[Blightusville @Blightusville]

That 7 minute video of democrats saying “Defund the Police” ought to be hung around their necks like an albatross until November