Blinky Bill

Blinky dollardollar bill and his no mates

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Do bugs take fall damage?

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Look, I’ve never dabbled in heroin, but surely that public toilet music just adds to the angelic experience. Mozart and drugs just go too well together

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

@gilgunderson69 Hi Gil, been a few ticks

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Why does fast water from the tap not taste as good as slow water from the tap

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Hey wee man isn’t actually dead guys what a weight off the chest

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Problems to be solved: 1. Gooch chafing 2. World hunger

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Dude chicks love to tell you how many hours they worked in the week, guess what sweetheart I’m not impressed cos I have no idea how many total hours are in a week anyway. It’s like selling sausages to a fish

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Might get into the porn business. Call myself Saverio Cocca

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Quit pissfartin around

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Heeeyyy giirrlllsss, waannnaaa fuuuckkk

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Got a sore shoulder from holding the phone up to my ear for ages. Arms must be getting a bit too big huh

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Ooh I forgot about farting with the bedroom fan on. And the Jews thought they had it bad

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

I don’t know about taking a borry then jumping straight in the bath, bit dirty

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Tom Hanks you’re a sweetheart, play me in my movie

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Hi how are you I’m gryan

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Pagan’s paddock was kinda alright with Wayne Carey but imagine big mason cocka with 50 big ones of space around him

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Going straight from a poo to the bath holds a great deal of confidence in your wipe

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Mate there’s no need to make a big hoohaa

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Fill up huge glass of water, take 2 sips standing in the kitchen, pour the rest out in the sink. Repeat when necessary

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

They really should be able to grow money on trees by now