me: siri call my pawns
...
me: siri
...
me: god damn it
me, after plugging in my phone: siri call my pawns
siri: calling derek
me: who the fuck is derek
Anesthesia makes you do crazy things. I've been told at one point I was so out of it during surgery I screamed "SUPER MARIO SEDATION WAHOOOOOO" at the top of my lungs in the voice for no good reason