BlitzCraigBop

Married with 2 kids. Two dogs.

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@johngranato I present to you, St. Granato’s Cathedral

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@SleeperAstros @SNYtv His three seasons with the Astros were 100+ loss seasons. Perhaps no one was in a position to advise due to a lack of credibility. Hell, Altuve was just starting his career and swinging at every pitch coming his way.

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@LanceZierlein @johngranato Joe Kelly would create a burner account to agree with his weak ass takes on Twitter

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@NFLMemes There ain’t a Bo no mo

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@HoodiiBarnes @SportsCenter The NFL will make sure there is not a Houston vs a backup QB AFC championship. The fix will most assuredly be in for New England now.

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@johngranato Way back in the day at one of the first 1560 Christmas parties. My wife made the shirt for my son. He’s 16 now.

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@LanceZierlein Man, I never realized just how much I missed Phillip Rivers on a mobile

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@LanceZierlein I credit you with the quote, “ we need a chef, not a baker.” when talking about Gary Kubiak, I lead early career programs for my company, and I talk to new hires, interns, and college students about that statement on a very regular basis. So thank you, Lance.

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@LanceZierlein turning into Popeye from Blood In Blood Out

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@astros This is not going to age well

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@HoustonTexans Plot twist: Bobby Slowik wasn’t the problem

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The @HoustonTexans are the Browns of the South. They should remove the logo from their helmets and change their name to the Houston Blues.

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@Rangers @NationalPro Well….when his roided ass head takes half the damn field…..

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@Rangers Poverty

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@ApolloDez1 I need a t-shirt with the caption

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@LanceZierlein I just saw a clip of Phillip Rivers interacting with fans and I thought to myself, “Damn, I miss Lance’s Phillip Rivers”

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@LanceZierlein @johngranato Great…..now AAU dads are going pro

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@RealSkipBayless and @stephenasmith stop acting like your sanctimonious asses don’t get off on this dramatic shit

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@RealSkipBayless Grow up, Skip Baseless

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@johngranato @LanceZierlein Even the Dynamo got a rare win this weekend