Dirk Blizzard

I'll burn a bridge and never look back, not a giver of fucks.

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

Episode 1: Back to work, Detective Inspector Aido

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

I'm done with this shit. Wasting fucking hours on photoshops and comics. I shared an album this week I spent 2 years writing and got 1 fucking 'like'. Fuck this noise.

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@MKupperman That's a good boy you got there.

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@Beerbrendan1 @lillai23 @ExAstrisUmbra 🤔 Yet you only like and share tweets that make black people look like the bad guys 🤔

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@lillai23 @4iamstardust @ExAstrisUmbra If the US is under Martial Law, elections are canceled in November.

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@lillai23 @ExAstrisUmbra You went quiet very fucking quickly @Beerbrendan1?
Why's that?

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@lillai23 @ExAstrisUmbra He went out with a machete to try and kill black people. It wasn't his store.

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@lillai23 @ExAstrisUmbra There's a high probability this wasn't just stirred up by Trump. This was planned. Before you go "tinfoil hat", look at what the CIA did in South America, the Middle East, Asia. They couldn't use the same tactics on US soil? https://t.co/aLMCrxj2Hw

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@lillai23 @ExAstrisUmbra I agree, something has to stop, but it's not kicking the fuck out of a psychopath who's trying to kill you with a machete. That should continue.

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@lillai23 @ExAstrisUmbra https://t.co/lIYUeMqqgZ

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@YourKickstarter Like Mike, I too want a JF figurine.
So I took the heads off some WWE wrestler Funko Pops and stuck them some Mr. Robot Funko Pop bodies, BOOM! YKS Funko Pops!
I wouldn't pay money for these. Funko Pops are awful.

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@misterich The VHS tape looks huge in his tiny hands!

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

My Bible

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

In 1994, Kurt Cobain was visited by someone from the future that warned him that his bassist would be a supporter of President Donald Trump 26 years from now. He pissed himself laughing. Then the time traveller handed him a Foo Fighters album, and the rest is history

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Black Lives Matter

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@4iamstardust @eoinzy2000 Thank you! I wanted to use some of my tasteful nudes for the cover but the damn record company said they were "too sexy!"
So they went with Aido to give the album cover a gritty, dark vibe. Brooding.

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

Here's my new solo album! You can listen for free on bandcamp, or pay whatever you want to download, or just download it for free if you want, no hassle.

Shout out to @eoinzy2000 for helping me out with the mix and mastering side.

https://t.co/wcYKeZx9Nq

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@Cut_Thumb @Nostrafartface @WiseKingAido I do know Hey Colossus! Awesome band!

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@Cut_Thumb @Nostrafartface @WiseKingAido That's pretty cool!

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@Nostrafartface @Cut_Thumb @WiseKingAido I really actually did!
https://t.co/a5zvX3dr1Z

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

Here's my new solo album! You can listen for free on bandcamp, or pay whatever you want to download, or just download it for free if you want, no hassle.

Shout out to @eoinzy2000 for helping me out with the mix and mastering side.

https://t.co/wcYKeZx9Nq

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@4iamstardust And yet I bet he still thinks he's right and everybody else is wrong, because he's, you know....

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@Cut_Thumb @PeepersRises Win the Mars Bar championship next year, then on to the big leagues, baby! Yorkies, them massive Toblerones you get at airports, the sky's the limit!

[Dirk Blizzard @BlizzardDirk]

@PeepersRises Shame on you sir, bringing disrepute on the national pastime.