Quick note: $500+ in a few days from middle-aged, able-bodied guys I’ve never met asking for gas, Uber money, or deposits. I offer a ride and they still just want the cash. Some of you aren’t struggling. You’re scamming and running a script.
The jig is up. This script is from the ’90s–2000s. It makes no sense in the 2020s.
In this economy you’re asking strangers to fund the logistics so you can bust a nut 💦💦💦? Get your ass a bike and a helmet.
Being broke isn’t the turnoff. Expecting randoms to bankroll the ride while you prioritize the nut is. Handle the basics, pick up a side gig, or be direct on the apps.
I don’t fund perfect strangers on the World Wide Web .
Get the money and the priorities in the same place.
You ungrateful, wasteful little bitches—open your goddamn mouths and let that shit coat every inch of your tongue like you paid for the premium load. Any drop hits the floor? Get on your knees and lick it up, I don’t care if you’re at your mom’s kitchen table or a fucking funeral. I’m personally offended by how terrified you are of the creamy goodness the balls hold. If you don’t crave that creamy goodness, keep it the hell away from your face and leave it for somebody who actually wants the job. Swirl it like you’re at a wine tasting for degenerates—pick up the notes of last night’s pineapple, the cheap takeout, the balanced diet versus the junk-food gamer. Become a goddamn cum sommelier or shut the fuck up and swallow.
@Alam34615216 Yes we did a few times but not in the not wild to wilder up to WTF like it is these days. It was more on the mild side. I never 💨😵💫limited limit’s
Hey California, you silver-fox gym rats who still look fuckable at 65-plus—you’re built different, you’re horny as shit, and my DMs are wide open. Come get it.