Blonde Bitchz

couple of small town alcoholic stoner nymphos blondes.

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Shout out to my future husband, you lucky SOB #blackbelt

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Hahaha he thought he was dreaming #stillgotit 🙈💎🙊👌

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Or like.. How long would it take to wake him up with head? #blowjobs #wakeupcall #sorrynotsorry

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

When I can't sleep I play little games... Like how long would it take me to get him hard while he's sleeping?

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Honestly. Try it. This #martini got me naked #homealone #dancing #boobies

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Seriously Should try, 2 oz oj, 2 oz champagne(sweet) 2 oz vodka, 2 oz st germain (that shits good with everything) & splash grenadine shaken

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

It's okay that I'm drunk alone right? Been making some mean martinis all day. It just happened.

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Emergency call from your roommate early in the am #needsapisskit #savehim#cleanse #rigsfucked #ditch #sorrynotsorry #swed

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

P.S #itsnotworking

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

2morrows hungover me is like #WATER but 2nights drunk me is like "lets put some #vodka in that water" #fuck sobering myself with a #H2Ovodka

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Even his sweat tasted like cocaine. #ew #layoff #greasy #drugs #overload #getanewhobby

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Try flashing your smile every once in a while! Guys love a sweet smile.

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

"I can't remember his name... Oh well I smiled at him"
At least I acknowledged him. #pasthookups #cantrememberhisname #oops #slut

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

All because when a guy pushed me I put him in a choke hold #dontfuckaround #toughy #SorryNotSorry #drunk

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

I just got called a drama queen? #excuseme #okaymaybe #girlproblems

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Drink apple juice before you go to bed you will have vivid awesome dreams #fact

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

When Kim kardashian told everyone she has never pooped or tooted in her life. Like how unhealthy

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

This drunks on the twitter machine, you know it's a bad idea but you do it anyway

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

Bitches be like where u wanna go for lunch, ill be like #ikea

[Blonde Bitchz @Blndebitchz]

I'm not religious so I never understood the whole bible in a hotel room thing, until I found a condom tucked away secretly inside #thanksgod