𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™: "A welcome comfort in trying times"

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ should not be enjoyed outside city limits.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ has not learned its lesson.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

Samples of 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ may not exist under laboratory conditions.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ is highly sensitive to the vocalisations of whales, dolphins, and porpoises. 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ hates this.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

Our hardworking Dead Future Specialists have confirmed the eventual creation of 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ has not been cheapened by its involvement with commerce.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™: Hurt faster

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

If they were still alive, nine out of ten dentists would recommend 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

We apologise in advance.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ is adhesive, water resistant up to 400 ft, and capable of fully sealing any pipe or fluid-borne cadaver.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

The world is broken. 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ can fix that.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

Traces of nuts may contain 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™. Decontamination efforts are ongoing.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ had its centre of mass surgically removed at birth.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

CAUTION: As far as our producers are concerned, "willing participant" is an oxymoron.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

This was an erroneous submission by the 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ Executive Board. Your cautious handling of this delicate matter is appreciated.

[Sightings from beyond @sightingsfb]

27.11.2019 - It has been roaming the cellar for days now. I just want to get my beans.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

This is true. Please stop asking us. Keep your friends close and your 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ closer.

[Sightings from beyond @sightingsfb]

@BloafTm has graciously submitted this picture as part of their "We also do not know where the arm is coming from"™-ad campaign.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

@Henzoid A complementary 55-gallon drum of 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ will be dispatched to your location shortly. Please remain still and avoid all human contact until it arrives.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

Any chemical dependence can, with time and surgery, be replaced with a dependence on 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™. Contact your local eidectomy clinic for more details.

[Henzoid @Henzoid]

@BloafTm I have a crippling opioid addiction

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ is on sale now for only two fetid cores, threepence, and lax bittersweetness.

[𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ @BloafTm]

Free samples of 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚏™ are now mandatory at all good retailers.