Carm 🏳️‍⚧️

Hi! I’m Carmine! (He/Him, Transmasc, 26) Just an ex-lady who writes a lot of strange smut. Nobody under 18!!!!🔞🔞.Profile pic by @vanillaru02

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

https://t.co/E7sg4W8zzv
I made a list of all my stories! This'll get more and more populated as I add more of my old ones to AO3 and make cool thumbnails!!!!!!

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

@bugmode

[Hockey Doll 🏆👁️🦆 @PuckDeepener]

This is what MTF/FTM relations were like before tumblr

[yesica 🇲🇽 @peestains]

oldhead fetish. you don't see this too often anymore

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

@sillymippy Hail of blades Xin top Mashallah may this person never feel the warmth of another human for as long as they live

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

This game is still in early alpha and they figured out how to do the same teamwide Taric Master Yi Lulu gold funneling thing that took the league community like, eighteen seasons to figure out. Man this game is COOKED!

[DEADLOCK PROJECT 8 @deadlock_8]

‼️Deadlock esports is reaching a whole new level.

This time, team Abrahams "hacked" the soul system and found a way to get more than they’re supposed to. Team Abrahams starts by going 4 to the mid lane, clearing the wave, and then splitting 2+2 to the side lanes. They repeat this throughout the entire laning stage, coming out 5–7k souls ahead of their enemies. This allows them to buy expensive items much earlier (like Ivy rushing a HeadHunter, for example).

Normally, souls should be split 33/33/33, but they’ve clearly broken the system.

What do you think? Did Yoshi give up, or did he just forget how soul splitting works?

[𓆆 @evenibal]

ouch

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

Argonian bitches be like: “No babyyyyyyy I think 4 inches is big for a Dunmer it’s really cuteeeee; The Hist just told me to take it easy tonight I promiseeeeeee🥺”

[💜 @Mothsora]

19 bottles of skooma and premarital with an Argonian chick with a rack please

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

They made shyv burp this is literally the best rework since Sion lmfao riot I take back EVERYTHING bad I ever said about ur VGU team

[Green 🪶 @greeniris_]

😭😭😭

[soli @solisolsoli]

Mike by Matías Bergara

[🔻ᠠ‍ᡳᡵᡝᠨ‍ᡳ (thempress eirene) 🤖 @magne_toes]

This genuinely must be how it feels to live in a historic neighborhood that just opened a millennial owned smash burger bar and grill

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

@Trey_Explainer It’s actually such a banger. Ragtime and the boss battle OST when it’s spring are soooooo good!

[ً @pipeshotgun]

"AFAB-only spaces" when a trans man is a fully transitioned man with facial hair and a muscular physique and doesn't just look like a butch lesbian

[davi @cyber_davi]

Mo and Krill, the pinnacle of skill

#deadlock #fanart

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

He makes me feel like an emotionally abused girlfriend who has been cheated on 20 times but always gets back w/ him bc this time is gonna be DIFFERENT, dammit!!!!!

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

I think there have been maybe a maximum of 4 or 5 men over the course of my life who have broken my heart and Todd Howard is one of them.

[ranch ⚢ @ranchonbagel]

HELP I- 😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A SODIUM AT THE PERIODIC TABLE AND THE ELEMENTS YELLED "WOW PROTONS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a alkali metal voice lol) AND CHLORINE TOOK MY VALENCE ELECTRONS

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

Los Gañados: ¡Detrás de ti, imbecíl! ¡Un Forastero!

Leon: EEEEYIKES! I need to backflip away from the RESIDENTS of this EVIL town beFOUR I rescue the president’s daughter!!!

The fuckass song playing in the background:

[Vaque @vaqu333]

estamos en Enero y ya tenemos la canción del año

[Carm 🏳️‍⚧️ @BloatWizard]

“Computer, set Hinge applicant weight minimum to 200 Pounds. Maximize Torta detection algorithm search radius. Identify all Ozempic sales in the last two weeks in a 50 mile radius around me. Disengage all safety protocols.”

[Aditya @UghDitya]

Unhinged Hinge update: Filter by 'Weight'