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I made a list of all my stories! This'll get more and more populated as I add more of my old ones to AO3 and make cool thumbnails!!!!!!
This game is still in early alpha and they figured out how to do the same teamwide Taric Master Yi Lulu gold funneling thing that took the league community like, eighteen seasons to figure out. Man this game is COOKED!
‼️Deadlock esports is reaching a whole new level.
This time, team Abrahams "hacked" the soul system and found a way to get more than they’re supposed to. Team Abrahams starts by going 4 to the mid lane, clearing the wave, and then splitting 2+2 to the side lanes. They repeat this throughout the entire laning stage, coming out 5–7k souls ahead of their enemies. This allows them to buy expensive items much earlier (like Ivy rushing a HeadHunter, for example).
Normally, souls should be split 33/33/33, but they’ve clearly broken the system.
What do you think? Did Yoshi give up, or did he just forget how soul splitting works?
Argonian bitches be like: “No babyyyyyyy I think 4 inches is big for a Dunmer it’s really cuteeeee; The Hist just told me to take it easy tonight I promiseeeeeee🥺”
He makes me feel like an emotionally abused girlfriend who has been cheated on 20 times but always gets back w/ him bc this time is gonna be DIFFERENT, dammit!!!!!
HELP I- 😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A SODIUM AT THE PERIODIC TABLE AND THE ELEMENTS YELLED "WOW PROTONS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a alkali metal voice lol) AND CHLORINE TOOK MY VALENCE ELECTRONS
Los Gañados: ¡Detrás de ti, imbecíl! ¡Un Forastero!
Leon: EEEEYIKES! I need to backflip away from the RESIDENTS of this EVIL town beFOUR I rescue the president’s daughter!!!
The fuckass song playing in the background:
“Computer, set Hinge applicant weight minimum to 200 Pounds. Maximize Torta detection algorithm search radius. Identify all Ozempic sales in the last two weeks in a 50 mile radius around me. Disengage all safety protocols.”