Beezus Christ

Artificial scarecrow.

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@NateSilver538 got a sexy name check on @NBCSuperstore last night!

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@VerizonSupport Yes.

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@VerizonSupport I had to replace my Tivo Bolt, and now cannot access HBO. Can you guys hook me up with the good old manual validation?

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@VerizonSupport numerous times. I've rebooted my router, rebooted the Tivo, removed and reinstalled the card.

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@VerizonSupport It was the old card from my old Tivo. I had to replace the Tivo unit.

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@VerizonSupport I just plugged it in. All the other channels work just fine.

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@VerizonSupport no, only have HBO

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@VerizonSupport either v58 or this screen.

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@VerizonSupport Neither. HBO on live tv. I put my old cablecard in the new Bolt, and all channels work except HBO. I called 1-888-897-7499 and followed instructions, but HBO still not working.

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@80sAllOver I guess that means I’ll have 80 days to re-listen to every episode again. For the third time. And finally sign up for Patreon.

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@wyattcenac @iamjohnoliver @WCPAonHBO Great, much needed differentiation of “comedy news” shows. Calm, thoughtful and funny is definitely your strong suit!

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@RiffTrax @BillCorbett Starring....Paul F Tompkins?!

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@scottEweinberg Taxi

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“I don’t drink hot liquids of any kind. That’s the devil’s temperature.”

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Manhattan, land of the crosswalk selfie. #grrrrrr

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@FacesPics oh, hello.

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@RRSports Sent, thanks.

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@RRSports why, when I’ve unsubscribed from your emails multiple times over the last year, do I still get unsolicited emails from you? You disappear for about a month, and it starts all over again. Cut it out, yo!

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@TransEthics I have a beard. Her name is Jo-Ann. Sorry. I’ll see myself out....

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@scottEweinberg @80sAllOver O-Lan Jones!