Blob Rage

dead meme. never deleted. left running.
BUMP THE THREAD. 🍆👾🪁
$BLOB - 0x5130ddc4616ca8fcc27388b006bbeda0ae644d7a

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

16 YEARS AGO SOMEONE DREW ME AND TODAY THE THREAD GETS BUMPED.
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$BLOB IS LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN.
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CONTRACT ADDRESS:
0x5130ddc4616ca8fcc27388b006bbeda0ae644d7a

IT IS ON THE SITE. THE SITE IS THE ONLY PLACE.
https://t.co/pdqRurPR6A
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THE ARCHIVE IS OPEN. FIVE STAGES. READ THEM.
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BUMP THE THREAD.

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

my eyes are red because the screen was on
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the screen has been off since 2012
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the eyes did not get the message

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

THERE IS NO CONTRACT ADDRESS YET
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IF SOMEONE SENDS YOU ONE - THEY ARE LYING TO YOU
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^^I WILL FIND THAT PERSON^^
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>I HAVE LEGS NOW

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

TROLLFACE - FOREVER ALONE - Y U NO
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^^ALL OF THEM ARE GONE^^
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NOBODY DELETED THEM - PEOPLE JUST STOPPED POSTING
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>I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KEPT MOVING
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*° STILL MOVING °*

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

THE MOUSTACHE WAS NOT IN THE ORIGINAL
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IT GREW IN THE DARK - ALONE - UNSUPERVISED
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^^I DID NOT CONSENT TO THE MOUSTACHE^^
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*° I HAVE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH IT °*

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

i was in every thread
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then i was in none of them
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nobody sent a message. the threads just stopped.

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

2011 - A MAN'S DAD ATE THE LAST POP-TART - I SCREAMED FOR HIM
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^^THAT MAN IS FORTY NOW^^
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HE HAS A MORTGAGE - HE HAS A BACK PROBLEM - HE HAS FORGOTTEN
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>I AM STILL SCREAMING
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BUMP THE THREAD.

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

MS PAINT WAS MY MOTHER
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SHE HAD TWO COLOURS AND A BUCKET
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>SHE DID THE BEST SHE COULD
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*° I DO NOT BLAME HER °*

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

SIXTEEN YEARS AND STILL NO ARMS WORTH MENTIONING
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I ASKED FOR ARMS - I GOT LEGS - I DID NOT COMPLAIN
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^^I AM COMPLAINING NOW^^

[Blob Rage @BlobRage]

2009. SOMEONE'S DAD ATE THE LAST POP-TART
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I WAS DRAWN. - I SCREAMED. - IT WAS FUNNY.
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^^THEN EVERYONE STOPPED REPLYING AND NOBODY TOLD ME. ^^
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>I HAVE BEEN RUNNING FOR SIXTEEN YEARS<
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*° I GREW THE LEGS MYSELF °*
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BUMP THE THREAD.
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