Blockiosaurus🦾🥖

Software Engineer, Bread Lover, Amateur Paleontologist

MPL Eng Lead @Metaplex
Dev @BreadHeads_NFT

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

I built TikTok for shitcoins.

Full screen feed of Solana launches. swipe up for the next one.

1 tap to ape
1 tap to dump
1 screen to launch your own.

It's called Meatplex Slop and it's live

parody, unsanctioned, unasked for, unhinged. Not affiliated with @metaplex
https://t.co/lYaAbrbw3N

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

slop flows into the Trough, Hogs eat
https://t.co/RtzW4horaB

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@NickyScanz I heard tall pint and beans is the way to go.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

Landed in London, bright eyed and bushy tailed.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

Livestream @meta_hess trading on Vantage

[aut3z @aut3z]

im bearish as fuck on DEXs whose CEOs/founders and BDs arent cracked perp traders.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

Score!

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@brimigs If the dog isn't on the speaker roster I'm not coming.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@jacobdotsol These are the deep cuts I'm here for

[Mack 🦾 @DegenMack]

There are RWA issuers who have already used ERC-3643 on EVM and want to launch on Solana, but don’t know how

MPL-3643 (the Solana equivalent) is our wedge at Metaplex and it’s resonating in convos

Solana is the only chain we’ve ever built on and no one knows it better than us

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

Reminder that if someone tries to rob you during your travels, because they see you flashing crypto, you can just show them the charts and they'll leave you alone.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@degenghosty I have somehow gotten a cold before every conference. Conference Blockiosaurus and Unhinged DayQuil Blockiosaurus are the same person.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@tonyboyletweets @solana Can I hire you as my tour guide?

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

Wow, Hallmark is getting topical this year

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@brimigs But can it clean up the floor after it scares the literal poop out of my dogs

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

The sky above the port was the color of blockchain, tuned to Solana.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

Rolling up to Breakpoint and flashing my profits for the year

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@tonyboyletweets Everyone should be putting up their Solana decorations

[Tony Boyle @tonyboyletweets]

You've seen tokenized gold. This is tokenized gold production.

@metaplex Foundation has signed an MOU with @CrucibleLimited to bring it to Solana, built on MPL-3643.

A fund pays a mine upfront. Verified holders get paid in tokenized gold as it's produced.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

That's my president!

[Digital Asset Summit 2026 @blockworksDAS]

“Permissioned yet composable. This is what enables the long tail of RWAs to come onchain.”

@DegenMack @MetaplexFndn

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@emojapaula No complex financial assets, just bones.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

I will be pitching VCs at Breakpoint for my new RWA startup. Serious offers only.

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@CrashWif Thank you!

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

@_nighthawk69_ I emailed ahead of time to give them a heads up. We'll see if it helps.