Blockiosaurus🦾🥖

Software Engineer, Bread Lover, Amateur Paleontologist

MPL Eng Lead @Metaplex
Dev @BreadHeads_NFT

[Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 @blockiosaurus]

I built TikTok for shitcoins.

Full screen feed of Solana launches. swipe up for the next one.

1 tap to ape
1 tap to dump
1 screen to launch your own.

It's called Meatplex Slop and it's live

parody, unsanctioned, unasked for, unhinged. Not affiliated with @metaplex
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slop flows into the Trough, Hogs eat
https://t.co/RtzW4horaB

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@wedtm Where can I buy your cookbook?

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We used to have soda with cocaine in it.

Now we have protein infused spaghetti and soda that makes you poop.

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@Dany_Crypto1 Pumpkin Spice was just the first wave of weird.

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@Thomasbahamas IDK I'd rather have the cocaine and a balanced diet, but that's just me.

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@tokenmuncherr Tbh we should tokenize it because demand is outstripping supply.

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@khenzarweb3 Working on our LeapFrog/Metaplex partnership

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T is for Terminal

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Absolutely disgusting that they're bragging about this in notifications.

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@trilllllllllly She ain't no noob

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Wicker is a AI industry plant to get us comfortable with the idea of falling in love with artificial beings.

Wake up sheeple!

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Fuck I'm old

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Excellent free marketing move as people are looking to switch from Railway. Well played @render

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Heaven and Hell but how much you dumped on people dictates where you go.

Where are you ending up?

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@cavemanloverboy PHP-beta

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@tokenmuncherr Welcome to the future

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So where are we switching to from Railway?

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@KenneyNL Usually lie about their tech replacing all of humanity to make it seem more valuable.

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@wedtm @theo You joke, but my .env secrets wouldn't have leaked if Railway was pulling them from GitHub instead of storing them internally.

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@matija_sol Mathematical security is not a joke

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BREAKING: CRITICAL EXPLOIT FOUND IN BABBAGE DIFFERENCE ENGINE

DEVELOPERS SHOULD UPGRADE V1 BRASS GEARS TO V2 TITANIUM GEARS