Block of Ice

Hi 👋

I'm Block of Ice - the Conservative Party's stand in for Boris Johnson on all climate-related issues.

All press enquiries: [email protected]

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

I’m ready to take over if called upon!

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

Re @GMB- since everybody in my party is running scared, I’d be happy to stand in... again...

Additionally, I see the PM has attempted to circumvent media scrutiny by introducing public questions to his daily briefing...

Wouldn’t it just be easier if I deputised @BorisJohnson?

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

@BorisJohnson when I advised taking a leaf out of my book, I meant turning up to interviews, not hanging out in people’s fridges! 🥶

You’ve had a mare. Again.

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

In @BorisJohnson’s defence...

You know what... there's no justification for this. Poor, once again, from the leader of my party.

https://t.co/EGVc4xe5yJ

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

Today, the leader of my party confirmed what we already knew- he’s terrified of @afneil exposing him. As such, he’s ducked the interview.

It won’t be long until Dom and the team start framing Neil as a traitor; a saboteur; an enemy of the people.

This is my party now.

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

@BorisJohnson Boris, you and I both know your record on the environment is pretty much as bad as it gets.

You have 0️⃣ intention of tackling the climate emergency and the world knows it. Hence, the reason why I had to step in for you at the #channel4climatedebate.

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

@BorisJohnson Boris, have you seen my WhatsApp message? I’m trying to plan my Xmas... will you be ducking any more difficult interviews? I need to know if I’ll be needed again... let me know ASAP! Cheers, BoI xx

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

Another car-crash interview involving the leader of my party. 🥶

I told Dom this would happen!

@CCHQPress why fix what isn’t broken?

I stand at the ready to represent the Conservative Party again.

I’m better than bumbling, vacuous soundbites and offensive quips.

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

Like the leader of my party @BorisJohnson, I’m genuinely terrified of @afneil.

Hence, I’ve asked my dad, Block of Ice senior, to step in! 👇

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

I’m in the @guardian!👇

...

“Loser: Boris Johnson, represented by a melting ice block.”

https://t.co/EBzzfNJtOD

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

On always on standby! 👍

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

If the BBC need the number of an ice sculptor....

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

@krishgm I’m on standby! 👍

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

@MrNishKumar I have been left humbled by the support I have received since my appearance on #channel4climatedebate last night.

To clarify: I am a liberal, One-Nation mineral. I leave the lies and racial slurs to the leader of my party.

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

I am a liberal, One-Nation mineral. I leave the lies and racial slurs to the leader of my party.

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

In its defence, the block of ice told fewer lies and has used no racial slurs in newspaper columns.

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

I would like to thank everyone for the overwhelming response to my appearance on #channel4climatedebate last night.

Sadly, I learned this morning that my membership of the Conservative Party has been suspended, pending review, for 'upstaging' the absent Prime Minister.

[Block of Ice @BlockofIce4PM]

Due to archaic British electoral law, which still discriminates against H2O in 2019, I was unable to stand in this election.

Therefore, I am calling on the great British public to lend their vote to any party but my own (and BXP) in this election.

For the sake of the planet.