Courtney Haynes

paralegal | ice coffee | racing | jph | #myMKlife 🎀

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

@JordoKansas08 @Wipeout hahahahahahhaha absolutely not! #L&OForever

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

2 minutes in to #StablerIsBack and I already have chills. HERE FOR THIS! #svu #OrganizedCrime

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

My new gig is having me get headshots today. Got all dressed up. Outfit ✅ hair ✅ makeup ✅ Reread email. Can’t wear stripes. I’m wearing stripes. 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

@jphaynes19 told me I ruined his day by confirming @kevinbacon was in his 60s. He thought he was 40.

Touché KB.

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

Throwing confetti AND shade 🎉😎

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

AMG GIVES YOU WINGS. 😘

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

@Turbo__54

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Haas & Bahrain just don’t mix. #BahrainGP

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@jphaynes19 @jim_utter @bobpockrass Wait. Is this real? 🤯😳

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

The joys of working from home.....Jason’s watching #LoneSurvivor while I finish my work week. Nothing screams “productivity booster” quite like gun fire. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ (Despite my ear buds)

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

Noah Gragson is a douche

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

Me trying to get thru this week

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Joe Biden just fell 3 times in a row trying to go up the stairs to Air Force One

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

Touché @HRBlock - your jingle is always in my head. As soon as I forget it, boom, H&R Block commercial comes on again 😆

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Patriots re-signing QB Cam Newton to one-year deal. (via @TomPelissero)

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

😎

[Slow clap @RickKaufman1]

See kids you can say racist things and be a winner in #NASCAR

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

same

[NASCAR CRAFTSMAN Trucks @NASCAR_Trucks]

#MOOD

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

@jphaynes19 @F1 Yes!!!! So happy it’s back! 🤩

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

@GardnerJM One would think 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass]

Harvick is second in points while Byron is 13th (it goes by actual point standings, not wins) .... so with 35% of formula owner points, that lifted him above Byron. It is 50% finishing position (if change drivers, 25% finishing position, 25% as 41st) and 15% fastest lap ranking.

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

What working from home is really like: 10 minutes until a conference call. Have to pee. And need more water. But the dog is sleeping. If I stir, she’ll stir and likely have to go out but again, call in 10. Can’t walk her right now. Ok, I’ll wait.

[Courtney Haynes @BloggerCourtney]

I just want to live in this magic forever. So thankful that this was ours✨