Blojay Simpson

creamy trampoline ♥️💋

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

Jake girls are dangerous. Even I, myself have been down bad for a few of them. They have that crazy, sexy little spark. That beautiful dark sensuality under a layer of endearing unassuming charm. They’ll make you lose your fucking mind if you’re not careful. Little succubi✨

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

his mother walked in while I was titty fucking a dildo. I had lotion that I had watered down to look like cum all over my bare titties. Mortified.

[Eve @evek181818]

I'm so fucking old that I've had skype sex

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

Fucking help me

[Melissa ⚔️⚡️ @Missy731_GVF]

Taken on an Eyeball Max Pro 😳

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

Fucking pleeeeeeease leak all over me

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

Jake leaked this and Jake leaked that, let me tell you something, he can leak as much as he wants. He can leak all over me.

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

getting to know your Jake lane mutuals

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

Jake leaked this and Jake leaked that, let me tell you something, he can leak as much as he wants. He can leak all over me.

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

I’ve had dreams that start just like this…

[ً @artfuIchaos]

dry humping is such an ugly name for such a beautiful experience

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

Can I just say, real quick, if I haven’t said it before at some point, Jake Kiszka has an all-access pass to these holes. The pass does not expire and may not be redeemed by anyone who isn’t Jake Kiszka. No purchase necessary. Scan QR code for more details.

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

Danny letting us know Hendrix was his first cd.

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

My daywalker boyfriend 🖤

[♡ @astralbaes]

who’s the prettiest person you’ve ever seen

[elizabeth𖦹 @NautilusGrrl]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

Just went to see the new scary movie and I’ll never forgive the wayans bros for this one

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

I was already nodding and then I read “go birds” and now I’m clapping.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

@HunterBiden Go birds!!!

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

@truthcansetufre @marlene4719 Well I don’t know about all that but it looks like he also knows exactly how to hold my hair during backshots so it doesn’t hurt but I still feel it. So that’s pretty cool.

[Blojay Simpson @BlojaySimpson]

@truthcansetufre @marlene4719 Why’d you pick such a sexy picture of him to make your point? I literally can’t hear a thing over my pussy purring. Something about letting him use me?