The Blonde Blogette

I learned at an early age that if you get dressed up, people will let you do anything.
~Daniel Handler

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It literally took a trip to the hospital to get me caught up on The Bachelor. http://t.co/GEpKtq0D

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Ben says goodbye to my favorite bachelorette/blogger, and Shawntel raises some hell on The #Bachelor! http://t.co/abyeEdBb

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Two of my inexplicably favorite new characters were back for Charles Barkley's third turn as #SNL host: http://t.co/UIzAh6tX

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I follow the #Bachelor and politics for the same basic reason - all those crazy contestants! Bachelor 16 Recapped: http://t.co/cmeRMDsv

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a HUGE thanks to Abby Vargo for my fresh-faced new logo! Check her out at http://t.co/d3WKb2WC!

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All my Jimmy Fallon #SNL Christmas wishes came true! The recap: http://t.co/xuIBdMQA

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Katy Perry hosts a water-cooler-worthy SNL: http://t.co/dpMKnv0K

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Melissa McCarthy left it all on the SNL stage this weekend. Here's a recap of the best bits: http://t.co/UkYCLFnm

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A very belated recap of Bachelor Pad (sorrrrryyyy) featuring the amazing @live2tivo and her uke skills! http://t.co/PvEYNlir

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Smell that? It's a quick-cap of last week's #BachelorPad. Read it between ad breaks during tonight's 3-hr finale: http://t.co/cZ4QExv

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Spotted -- Bachelor Pad 2's Kasey and Vienna at Disney World! Plus the recap: http://t.co/ZoKuV5G

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Awkward serenades from Kasey AND Bret Michaels?! ABC, you shouldn't have! A look at last week's Bachelor Pad episode: http://t.co/RTrYDxu

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If you braved this season of the Bachelorette, you'll think this Funny or Die parody is per-FAAAACT: http://t.co/JJfv1VV

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How did the Trojans beat the Greeks? They hid in an elephant! Forget your summer reading list! It's Bachelor Pad 2! http://t.co/z38OfIo

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Awkward family holidays ahead for Ben and Ashley? The #Bachelorette finale recap is posted: http://t.co/BM0zIfb

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And then there were 3...wait, 4? No, 3...oh! Two! The #Bachelorette recap is up: http://t.co/wNNnpEr

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You're in for a treat! @Frisky_Biscuits recaps Ashley's Big Fat Greek/Jewish/WASP Hometowns on the #Bachelorette! http://t.co/9wfwx8T

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Romance on the Hogwarts Express and an underwhelming wedding photo shoot...the #Bachelorette Week 7 Recap is up! http://t.co/pmXUak3

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Bentley's back for inexplicable reasons, and one bachelor jumps ship on Ashley. #Bachelorette recap is posted! http://t.co/SqN3ebo

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Ames, will you accept this punch in the face? #Bachelorette Week 5 Recap is posted! http://t.co/U0Qcn04