Agent Grumpy-Pants

NSFW. 18+ only. Drunken. Lonely. Wanker. Those are just my best qualities.

Proud provider of bakery-based innuendo since 2017.

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

I've opened the vodka, so let's give this a go. Anyone got anything to ask/say? 😅

https://t.co/5G8VlPu2fi

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@littlegemini30 Excellent! It's a much poorer place without you, obvs.... #smoooooth

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@littlegemini30 Woop woop! Double win then? 😁

[𝑨 𝑷𝒐𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓 @APoeticWhisper]

I came across our texts
& read the story of us
I laughed & I cried
about what once was.

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@FaddenBoobs @YouTube Robyn - With Every Heartbeat

https://t.co/mSgsJEReJ8

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@FaddenBoobs @YouTube That's brilliant!

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@FaddenBoobs @YouTube Still great even stripped down to acoustic. Still get shivers every time it gets to "Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun"

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@MissD3cember Featuring such classics as "This Empty Whiskey Bottle" and "Driving Down the Highway to You". Available now in all good record stores.

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

If you see this drop a photo of you that looks like an album cover.

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

#FridayMoods

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@MissD3cember 😁 Well, I do try my best! 😘

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

Alpacas, Red Kites, castles and blue sky. All spotted on a great day's walk with @MissD3cember 😊

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@Lou4u75 House 2 as well, if I could swap the hot tub from 6 with the fire pit, would be ideal! 😅

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@thedarkboudoir1 @MissD3cember It was very good, yes! Definitely cheered me up 😁

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@FaddenBoobs @YouTube Evening B, going for the dark option as usual, but am sure all of us feel like this sometimes when the alarm clock goes off.

R.E.M. - It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

https://t.co/UfF7AZZ2pY

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@k_tt_n I was very pleased with how it came out!! 😁

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

There was stiff competition for the Office Day Bake-Off today!

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

@cripkim74 Thank you!! 😁 x

[Agent Grumpy-Pants @BlondeHitman]

Office Day work flash.

A good agent is always ready to perform heroic deeds at a moment's notice! 😁 🦸‍♂️