The Blonde Project

Welcome to my life, the good the bad and the drunk texts

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People with obnoxious ringtones and talk on there phone in public loudly can go away ✋

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Boys take note its the little things that girls love!

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Ok friends I'm off to bed, early flight in the morning! Don't miss me to much while I'm on vacation. Ill tweet if I can!

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Kisses for all of you who didn't get any on New Years! I love you all xoxo

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After New Years I don't think my liver can take a week in Mexico

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Happy New Year! Wrap it before you tap it!!

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My man>> your man #truth #hesgreat

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His response to don't enjoy your plutonic New Years kiss! Hate when we spend time apart!

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Boyfriend just saved me when my car died! He's was so gitty "yay! I get to save you!"

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@smartblondeprob seriously the perfect job while you're in school! I really need to get my license ASAP! Love helping people be healthy!!

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Boyfriend spent Saturday night at Denny's with his sister and watch greys alone in bed. I like how when I'm sick he has no life.

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If #pantysoup shows up on my personal twitter or Instagram I will die! Go masturbate if you're so horny! Seriously!!

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So Kim K's pregnant..... And still legally married to another man....

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Do you call your self a slut so others don't behind your back? Kinda like the whole Fat Amy thing? Ya thats what I thought! Still a slut!

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Just giving relationship advice like a boss over here, it's all about compromise people! So important!!

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2 RT's on my typo tweet

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I've been hurt by people so many times that instead of opening up I put up a way and turn into a nasty bitch

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My former best friend and I were exactly like Blair and Serena, she was the B to my S and now that we're not friends GG just isn't the same

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#MyWishIn2013 that none of my friends get engaged this year until I do... That's more of an every year goal

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Watched a really shitting Jenna Dewan-Tatum movie last night.... Channing was in it to but you can say a movie with him in it was bad